Sorry guys, it has been really good, but I have a career in minor league baseball and owning a basketball team to pursue.

 

Oh wait, I can't hit a curve ball...

 

Okay guys, I'm officially unretired. Aren't you happy you read this?

I flipped a coin ten times to see if I cared. 8 times it came up that I did not, so naturally I decided that I do care.

:elefant :happydance :elefant :happydance :elefant :happydance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, wait...

 

:thumbdown

Um...what? :shifty

you have wasted 3 seconds of my life. you shall pay dearly for this

*yawn*

 

 

 

are you trying to be an attention whore?

*wheels giant retirement cake back out*

there can be only one attention whore

 

*look at me look at me look at me*

*yawn*

 

 

 

are you trying to be an attention whore?

Looks like it.

sweet! cake!!

 

give it to me i am trying to gain some weight

sweet! cake!!

 

give it to me i am trying to gain some weight

what did i do to deserve this? i just wanted some cake

Nothing. Just felt like doing that. LOL

ah well in that case *starts food fight*

 

where is Das... i have some whipped cream with his name on it. and yes thats the only time you will be hearing me say that Das

This thread has officially been HIJACKED!

das being a d-bag? Who would of thunk it?

 

Just in case some fo you didn't realize, I was making fun of michael jordan.

 

But seriously, this time I AM retiring!

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, I'm unretiring, the second time.

*throws pudding bomb at soriano*

 

officially no one cares

*throws pudding bomb at soriano*

 

officially no one cares

You're not supposed to. That's the point. I'm making light of Jordan's 12,000 reitrements. JEEZ!

das being a d-bag? Who would of thunk it?

 

Just in case some fo you didn't realize, I was making fun of michael jordan.

 

But seriously, this time I AM retiring!

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, I'm unretiring, the second time.

do you just get great joy out of hurling the insults toward people.

 

 

 

 

i simply wondered if you were wanting to be an attention whore and you reply with a personal insult.

 

 

 

did you not ask for that to stop?

ah well in that case *starts food fight*

 

where is Das... i have some whipped cream with his name on it. and yes thats the only time you will be hearing me say that Das

what the hell?

*throws pudding bomb at soriano*

 

officially no one cares

You're not supposed to. That's the point. I'm making light of Jordan's 12,000 reitrements. JEEZ! no one cares that you are making light of jordan

 

*throws a rather hard and stale biscuit at soriano*

ah well in that case *starts food fight*

 

where is Das... i have some whipped cream with his name on it. and yes thats the only time you will be hearing me say that Das

what the hell? you know you want it

ah well in that case *starts food fight*

 

where is Das... i have some whipped cream with his name on it. and yes thats the only time you will be hearing me say that Das

what the hell? you know you want it want what?