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funniest religious bumper stickers

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id have to say that the funniest one ive seen is "The only person i listen to is Jewish carpenter."

 

another one is "Jesus is my homie." there are more.

 

 

 

what are some of yours? what do you think of these religious bumper stickers?

I think they're pretty lame. It's just like any other bumper sticker. Anyone who has to wear their religion/political affiliation on their sleeve that badly is serious need of feeling wanted.

 

Posers.

I think they're pretty lame. It's just like any other bumper sticker. Anyone who has to wear their religion/political affiliation on their sleeve that badly is serious need of feeling wanted.

 

Posers.

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I think they're pretty lame.? It's just like any other bumper sticker.? Anyone who has to wear their religion/political affiliation on their sleeve that badly is serious need of feeling wanted.?

 

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I can't be bitter about something I find beneath me. It's common knowledge the lowest common denominator feels the need to express themselves through bumper sticker. But, whatever, if someone really thinks a Bush or Kerry sticker is going to change someone's mind into getting them to vote for their candidate more power to them.

"OH SNAP BUSH STICKER! That's it, I've done it, I've had what they call a moment of clarity. I now know WHO I'm voting for. It is on."

 

Oh, not that it has anything to do with anything, I was saved today at work by some religious nut who "rebirthed me into the world." It was the weirdest 30 minutes of my life because I was entirely in shock the whole time. And after she stopped "praying for me" after I made it clear I didn't care, she referred to herself as my "sister." Boy it sucked. Best part is people would come in to check out and I would just give them the "Don't mind the crazy religious person," look. So, for what it's worth, I'M GOING TO HEAVEN BOIIIII!

Saw this tonight when I was watching "Saved" at the on-campus movie theater:

 

"Jesus loves you: everyone else thinks you're an a**hole"

I think they're pretty lame.? It's just like any other bumper sticker.? Anyone who has to wear their religion/political affiliation on their sleeve that badly is serious need of feeling wanted.?

 

Posers.

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Bitter bitter

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I can't be bitter about something I find beneath me. It's common knowledge the lowest common denominator feels the need to express themselves through bumper sticker. But, whatever, if someone really thinks a Bush or Kerry sticker is going to change someone's mind into getting them to vote for their candidate more power to them.

"OH SNAP BUSH STICKER! That's it, I've done it, I've had what they call a moment of clarity. I now know WHO I'm voting for. It is on."

 

Oh, not that it has anything to do with anything, I was saved today at work by some religious nut who "rebirthed me into the world." It was the weirdest 30 minutes of my life because I was entirely in shock the whole time. And after she stopped "praying for me" after I made it clear I didn't care, she referred to herself as my "sister." Boy it sucked. Best part is people would come in to check out and I would just give them the "Don't mind the crazy religious person," look. So, for what it's worth, I'M GOING TO HEAVEN BOIIIII!

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There's a fine line between ridiculously evangelistic people and those who act normally.

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I disagree Brian. Bumper stickers can be valuable because they put an idea in your head just by being there. For example your driving down the road, but your mind is not focused on anything in particular. Then you see a bumper sticker advertising something whether it be religion, politics, or some cause. Depending on your attitude toward the thing advertised it could affect whats floating through your mind on your way to school/work.

I saw this funny one a few days ago. You know those "Jesus Fish" that a ton of people have on their cars? Well I saw this guy and on the back of his car he had a Jesus Fish but inside of it, it said "Gefilte" haha :lol .

 

Here's a picture of something similar I just found....

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