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17 ways to tell if you're a Democrat

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1) You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

 

2) You have to be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand - In short: you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

 

3) You have to believe that the same overpaid public school idiot who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

 

4) You have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.

 

5) You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the terrorists.

 

6) You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

 

7) You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.

 

8) You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

 

9) You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.

 

10) You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

 

11) You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

 

12) You have to believe that Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Gloria Steinman are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington or Thomas Edison.

 

13) You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

 

14) You have to believe that second-hand smoke is more dangerous than HIV.

 

15) You have to believe that conservatives are racists but black people couldn't make it without your help.

 

16) You have to believe that the only reason democratic socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

 

17) You have a "life parter" instead of a wife.

The Class you have is so amazing. Great Job saying that if you're a democrat you must be gay :thumbup :plain

Gotta love how there are misspellings.

The Class you have is so amazing. Great Job saying that if you're a democrat you must be gay :thumbup :plain

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how so? #17? I think he was pointing out that instead of calling your female partner (if you're a guy) a "wife", a democrat would call her a "life partner" (part of the definition of marriage issue. I don't think he was trying to say "democrats don't have wives, they have male partners".

 

Sorry, just a clarification.

 

There are some pretty funny ones in there! :thumbup

So much ignorance. This isn't even funny.

 

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So much ignorance. This isn't even funny.

 

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Why not funny b/c u dont agree? If it had been the same thing about republicans you would have found it hysterical? Its a joke, it had some funny things. If you cant laugh at this you cant laugh at any jokes about generalizations of republicans either.

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