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I saw this about 2 weeks ago.

 

My suggestions:

 

-"turn into a frog"

-"get naked"

-"show your ass"

Coyote Ugly meets the Subservient Chicken.

 

 

 

Type in commands like: kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.

what the f***?! Dumb bitch doesn't know what 'fetch' means?!

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why do you want her to fetch?

She needs to fetch me a god damn beer!!!

 

This is what irks me about the whole female thing.... ugh...

The thing is, I REALLY LIKE WOMEN :lol

 

Especially when I find one that knows how to treat a man ;)

a women that really has a penis and grabs the back of your head during sex? :blink:

a women that really has a penis and grabs the back of your head during sex? :blink:

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I'll have to look into that :lol

She needs to fetch me a god damn beer!!!

 

This is what irks me about the whole female thing.... ugh...

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just type in "beer" or maybe you like Zima? :plain

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