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Don't hate- just laugh....


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan


What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag


Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.


What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends




Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any


What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.


Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are

sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.


What's the difference between a new husband and a new


After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


What makes men chase women they have no intention of


The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no

intention of driving.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was


"Are you sure it's mine?"


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.


Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "Yo."


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools

use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses



Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a

retarded baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm

shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.


What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is

flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a

northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the

front of the cage along with... "a recipe".


How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say

the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell



What's the difference between a northern fairytale and

a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A

southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe

this s***..."


Why is there no Disneyland in China ?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

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