Say that again and I'll slug ya...

I got a lot of balls..

(this was John Smoltz' hand BTW)

And Smoltz thought he had balls...

Oooops!

Lady: Carlos stop blinking.. you are going to get mascara all over your eyes

 

Carlos: Lady.. what do you think.. I am Mike Piazza? Ooops I said that out loud :o

Now Kids, this is how you field a ground ball. Make sure it *ball hits side of glove*.. well, make sure it doesn't do that...

Coach: Who thinks the Marlins are going to win the World Series?

 

 

Players: I DO, I DO, I DO!

This thread is amusing :thumbup

Yes! Negative on the STD test!

I forgot to feed the children this morning.

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Funny...as...hell...

Bonds: Now lets begin the bidding for roids

Juice fadin, headin to the clubhouse..

I call it "Operation Make-me-stronger"

"HIKE!"

Urbina: "Good news, my moms back "

Pudge: "Good news for me to, I stopped using stero..I mean I lost 25 pounds *thinking* yes that will do"

Choi: *sigh* never shoulda left the Marlins..

*thinking* wonder if I could go back there and play right field or something..

Define "Rape" please.

I give up!!! I took the damn roids!!!!

Oh my Gosh, I'm so bitchin!!!!

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"Whatever you do... DON'T FART!"

Urbina: "Good news, my moms back "

Pudge: "Good news for me to, I stopped using stero..I mean I lost 25 pounds *thinking* yes that will do"

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:mad

 

 

I got one....

 

Urbina: Yo, is that J. Lo over there?

Pudge: Say wha...? Damn, her ass is bigger than mine. (drools)

"Who stole my cigars?!"

Trainer "dont worry i gotcha dog"

 

Beckett "bastard better remove his left hand"

I wonder how much capacity my Depends have.

"mmm a cuban, i wonder how that lil 12 year old wrapped this so good?"

 

:o