March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? Why can't parents just say babies come from daddies worm?
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain
March 22, 200521 yr Why can't parents just say babies come from daddies worm? 717484[/snapback] Because the child wouldn't know anything.
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] Can't they say daddy had to make a special worm vomit into a special bush that babies grow in?
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] Can't they say daddy had to make a special worm vomit into a special bush that babies grow in? 717501[/snapback] Do you have any idea how many other questions the kid will ask if you tell them that? :plain
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] My dad bragged.
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] Can't they say daddy had to make a special worm vomit into a special bush that babies grow in? 717501[/snapback] Child: "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother: "Well, when a special worm vomits into a special bush, babies come out after 9 months." Child: *Payed no attention, starts playing with toys* Thats why
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] Can't they say daddy had to make a special worm vomit into a special bush that babies grow in? 717501[/snapback] Do you have any idea how many other questions the kid will ask if you tell them that? :plain 717504[/snapback] Questions that can be easily answered. Where's the worm? he only comes out when mommy and daddy are alone. Where's the bush? It was cleared in the late nineties. What's the vomits made of? Glue
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] Can't they say daddy had to make a special worm vomit into a special bush that babies grow in? 717501[/snapback] Do you have any idea how many other questions the kid will ask if you tell them that? :plain 717504[/snapback] Questions that can be easily answered. Where's the worm? he only comes out when mommy and daddy are alone. Where's the bush? It was cleared in the late nineties. What's the vomits made of? Glue 717516[/snapback] Whats glue? Stuff that makes babies *child again pays no attention*
March 22, 200521 yr Who the hell came up with that stork crap? 717484[/snapback] Some parents that didn't want to tell their kids that a night of wild sex made them. :plain 717495[/snapback] Can't they say daddy had to make a special worm vomit into a special bush that babies grow in? 717501[/snapback] Child: "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother: "Well, when a special worm vomits into a special bush, babies come out after 9 months." Child: *Payed no attention, starts playing with toys* Thats why 717509[/snapback] Exactly the damn kid shuts up and a weird situation is avoided until the kids discovers his special worm.
March 22, 200521 yr To bad Fritz isn't here right now.. 717533[/snapback] I know. 717822[/snapback] OMG Fritz.
March 22, 200521 yr To bad Fritz isn't here right now.. 717533[/snapback] I know. 717822[/snapback] FRITZ!
March 22, 200521 yr I was told I was an accident. :plain. 718100[/snapback] Champagne was an accident, but look how great it is. :hat
March 22, 200521 yr I was told I was an accident. :plain. 718100[/snapback] Champagne was an accident, but look how great it is. :hat 718113[/snapback] *Kiss*
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