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Easter

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What are you doing for Easter? :D

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You.

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goin to the Easter Vigil on Saturday...and on Sunday i am goin to my grandmas house to celebrate and watch my cousin and brother have an easter egg hunt!

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:lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expensive steaks.

What are you doing for Easter? :D

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You.

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try to stay away from Hialeah girls :p

What are you doing for Easter? :D

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You.

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goin to the Easter Vigil on Saturday...and on Sunday i am goin to my grandmas house to celebrate and watch my cousin and brother have an easter egg hunt!

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That's not what he meant.

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then what were u talking about then

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Hint, it has to do with a bit of thrusting exercises and stuff they teach you in science class. :plain

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He's going to be on a hunt for something...and its not plastic eggs with candy in them...

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If you don't get it by now, he wants to have hot sex with your vagina.

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:lol

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What are you doing for Easter? :D

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You.

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try to stay away from Hialeah girls :p

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wat is wrong with hialeah girls :mad

Just came back from church. It was crowded because of people who only go to church twice a year. Bleh, I don't reallly care for those people.

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Just came back from church. It was crowded because of people who only go to church twice a year. Bleh, I don't reallly care for those people.

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yeah those people r called CEO (Christmas Easter Only)

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f***in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f***in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

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Devil's Advocate?

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f***in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

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Umm, was that supposed to be funny? Thats a sin, joke or not. Shame on you. :thumbdown

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f***in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

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Devil's Advocate?

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Satan's daughter was so hot in that movie.

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f***in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

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Umm, was that supposed to be funny? Thats a sin, joke or not. Shame on you. :thumbdown

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It's from a movie. For the record, I don't believe that. But it's still a good part of the movie.

 

 

And yes, Connie Neilson was hot as hell.

What are you doing for Easter? :D

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You.

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goin to the Easter Vigil on Saturday...and on Sunday i am goin to my grandmas house to celebrate and watch my cousin and brother have an easter egg hunt!

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That's not what he meant.

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Gold.

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