>> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.

> PRESIDENT,

>> > DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

>> >

>> > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime

> has

>> > been completed.

>> > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,

>> > our mission in Iraq is complete.

>> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all

> American

>>

>> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is >> > now

>> > to begin the reckoning.

>> >

>> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of

>> > countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This

> list

>>

>> > is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland >> > are

>> > some of the countries listed there.

>> >

>> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of

> the

>> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be

> distributing

>> > copies of both lists later this evening.

>> >

>> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to

>> > those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money

>> > saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of

>> > the Iraqi war.

>> >

>> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third

>> > world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on

>> > corruption.

>> >

>> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

>> >

>> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect

> this

>> > money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

> On

>> > that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will

>> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of

> the

>> > earth.

>> >

>> > Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe

>> > China.

>> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with

>> > France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are

>> > retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

>> >

>> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the

>> > many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two

> unpaid

>>

>> > parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, >> > shredded

>> > and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You

>> > creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets

>> > tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned >> > over

>> > to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

>> >

>> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we >> > are

>> > likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to

> try

>> > not pissing us off for a change.

>> >

>> > Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt

>> > government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple

> extra

>> > tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to

> put

>> > em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

>> >

>> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA >> > treaty -

>> > starting now.

>> >

>> > We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be

> drilling

>> > for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs >> > for

>> > decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this

> decision,

>> > I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

>> >

>> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own

>> > citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying,

>> > "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live >> > a

>> > decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of

> just

>>

>> > about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in >> > America.

>> > It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to >> > eliminate

>> > World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final

> thought.

>> > Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

>> >

>> > To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to >> > learn

>> > to speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night.

That speech leaves out the capture/elimination of Bin Laden. You know the guy who led the attack on 9/11. And when did we become the all knowing and all wise. Basically you are saying is "to the countries who don't agree with us, you're dumb go die." Good message.

Sounds pretty f***ing scary. But we are talking about reactionary nuts here.

bush might as well complete the job and finish giving the finger to the rest of the world.

markotsay7 i don't know if you wrote that yourself or not but it was one of the greatest speeches i have ever read. dude if you ever run for president you have my vote right now. now the sad part, bush or congress do not have the balls to do anything even close to that. think of how stunned all the other nations would be and how they would try kissing our a** the minute they heard it.

Radicals are interesting people. Scary ones at that.