September 15, 200521 yr You're puttin' the p***y on a pedestal You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta f*ck the plant. Jay: Nastiest s*** you've ever done? I'm talkin' about *nasty*! Andy Stitzer: Ahhhhhhhh....wow. Soooo many stories are running through my head right now. Andy Stitzer: I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
September 16, 200521 yr "Grandma says to go home cause youre eating all the steak and ruining everybodys life."
September 16, 200521 yr -Over? Did you say "Over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? -Germans? -Forget it, hes rolling From the timeless Animal House
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