"Derek Zoolander's school for people who can't read good."

'Do you ENjoy funerals?'

 

-Harold, in Harold & Maude

'Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!'

 

-Bluto, Animal House

Otter (Animal House): Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Mr. Hand: "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"

 

Spicolli: "Learning about Cuba.....and having some food."

 

and

 

"Hey, theres no birthday party for me in here!"

 

Classic Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"Man! You are one pathetic loser! ... No offense"

 

"No, none taken."

"You damn, dirty apes!" -Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes

 

"Hey Minelli, why don't you sit on it?"

-"No, but how about you sit on it?"

(laughter)

"No, I'll never sit on it!" -Starsky and Hutch

 

"Schmoke and a pancake? Bong and a blitz?" -Austin Powers, Goldfinger.

Hey baby you got girlfriend vietnam?

 

Vietnamese whore in full metal jacket

"Policia!" - Ben Stiller, Anchorman

"what about they legs ... they dont need those"

 

 

random orc from the lord of the rings II

-White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

 

-Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

White Goodman: Yes, I did.

 

-Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.

 

Dodgeball

"Policia!" - Ben Stiller, Anchorman

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"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." -Col. Jessup, A Few Good Men

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Raoul Duke 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' --

 

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

 

"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."

 

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. "

 

"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich. "

 

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "

 

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? "

"hello my neighbors!!!"

 

"Hey f*** you!!!!"

 

"YES!!!! YES!!! f*** YOU TO!!!!" *smiling*

 

- eddie murphy and some guy in Coming to America

 

 

"hey dumbf***!!!"

 

eddie murphy: *smiles*

 

a little later in the cab eddie to arsenio hall: "what does dumbf*** mean?"

 

eddie murphy and an angry NY cab driver in Coming to America. One of the greatest movies ever.

 

*guy's on his knees worshipping eddie murphy at MSG and then leaves*

 

his crush asks what that was all about.

 

Eddie: "I met him in the bathroom"

 

same movie. its been to long since i last saw it.

"But 'why' is all the rum gone?" -Jack Sparrow, PotC

 

Yes, I realize Miri uses it in her av, but it's also my favorite movie....ever.

 

"Noooobody knows the trouble I'm in....Noooobody knows my sorrow."

 

"Oh, do sing something with more of a beat."

 

"It's a small world afterall-"

 

"No, no--not that."

 

"Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of cocunts, deedily dee. There they are a'standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head--"

 

-Lion King

"What is taters?"

-Gollumn

"God.... that's weird. What the hell is Goofy?"

Youre mom goes to college.

"It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. "

-Hitchhiker's Guide

Are you going to eat your tater-tots?

"I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"

 

"LOUD NOISES!"

 

"I miss your musk"

 

"Como estan BITCHES!"

"And what happens if you tell mom?"

 

"You will put Ariel down the garbage disposal"

 

"God damn right I will"

 

- Donnie Darko

"BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS!" -Al Pacino 'Heat'

"Son of a bitch, Bastard"

 

-Dirty Work