September 7, 200521 yr Just drop a line: You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face."
September 7, 200521 yr That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now f*** off and die, you f***ed up slag. - Clive Owen as Admin, Closer
September 7, 200521 yr "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." -Col. Jessup, A Few Good Men
September 7, 200521 yr Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Ok, a simple no would've done just fine.
September 7, 200521 yr Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it? John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. (Devil's Advocate)
September 7, 200521 yr "We're the teachers, and two and two can add up to five if it's our classroom"
September 7, 200521 yr "Let our feet be swift, let our bats be mighty, and let our balls.....be plentiful". -Jimmy Dougan to a team of girls in "A League of Their Own"
September 7, 200521 yr "Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" - Mel Gibson as William Wallace, Braveheart
September 7, 200521 yr "Listen up you Neanderthals, This is my Boom Stick!" "Good Ash, Bad Ash, I am the guy with the Gun!" Army of Darkness classic.
September 7, 200521 yr "buler, buler... buler, buler" "I think he is out sick today teacher" One of the best movies ever Faris Buler's day off.
September 7, 200521 yr "buler, buler... buler, buler" "I think he is out sick today teacher" One of the best movies ever Faris Buler's day off. 933414[/snapback] Can't even spell it right.
September 7, 200521 yr "We need to get off this bus." "This bus is going really fast." "You like college football?" "Stay calm. As long as we don't go under 50 MPH, we won't die. All of the cars on the highway promised to stay out of the way for us."
September 7, 200521 yr Author Garth Algar: Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh? - Wayne's World
September 8, 200521 yr Jimmy: "I cant believe this is the same car." Mr. Wolf: "Lets not start sucking each others d***s just yet." - Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction Soap: "Armed? With what?" Eddie: "Umm, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster? GUNS, you twit" - Nick Moran in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
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