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Being a Marlins Fan is Like a Bad Break Up


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You meet this beautiful girl (93 Florida Marlins) and fall in love. You forget about all the women you had in the past. (old team alliances), Your dating and everything is going along so smoothly, you decide she is the one! And you ask her to marry you. (97 World Series)

 

So now your engaged, you have sent out the invitations, picked out the China pattern and boom! You find out she's screwing around on you. (98 Fire sale) so you dump her.

 

Your heartbroken but you decide you can't become a recluse so you start dating again casually. (enter team of your choice, Angels, Dodgers whoever.) and you swear no one will ever break your heart like that again, but you still can't get her out of your mind. (checks Marlins Box Scores occasionally) You run into a few of her friends and they tell you she is unhappy and she's changed and wants you back. (enter new ownership)

 

So you give her a call and cautiously agree to meet up with her for a drink. (starts going to a few games) She does appear to have changed and you start dating again. Things couldn't be better! All is forgiven and the engagement is back on! (2003 World Series) Then right before the wedding she announces she is leaving you for a rich guy from Vegas!

 

 

Note: I am a girl but figured since there are more males than females here, I would make this story about a guy.

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Then she calls and says shes pregnant (represents kid prospects)

 

 

Yeah, and the worst part about it is that the rich Vegas guy said he'll take care of the kid. I guess we'll get visitation rights, but we won't have custody. Perhaps we can make enough money (raise money to build the stadium) to convince her to stay.

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Then she calls and says shes pregnant (represents kid prospects)

 

 

Yeah, and the worst part about it is that the rich Vegas guy said he'll take care of the kid. I guess we'll get visitation rights, but we won't have custody. Perhaps we can make enough money (raise money to build the stadium) to convince her to stay.

 

We got in a custody battle with the ex and her Vegas boyfriend, but lost because we (the Florida government) decided that the benefits of having a kid were being outweighed by the money it takes to support one as well as the other opportunites (education, performing arts center, etc) it takes away from...

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Then she calls and says shes pregnant (represents kid prospects)

 

 

Yeah, and the worst part about it is that the rich Vegas guy said he'll take care of the kid.

that aint necessarily a bad thing...

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