March 24, 200620 yr you name your dog Marlin your apartment is decorated with photos of some of the franchise's greatest accomplishments you still have season tickets for '06 you plan your summer schedule around when the team is in/out of town
March 24, 200620 yr ...you hijack a tank and hold the Comcast in Tallahasse under siege until they add FSN to their lineup.
March 24, 200620 yr ....you can name the infield Just remember....JURC (Jacobs, Uggla, Ramirez, Cabrera).. Used in a sentence... "AJ Burnett is a big JURC."
March 24, 200620 yr You notice people more just because they're wearing teal You're planning to drive half an hour to a friend's house every night to watch the games, because there's no cable in your house
March 24, 200620 yr You think bright teal is fashionable. You take prozac at the slightest provocation. You endure through two firesales along with two world series championships.
March 25, 200620 yr You see a Marlins game in NYC and you're not from NYC. Or You wear your Marlins t-shirts in Europe.
March 25, 200620 yr you name your dog Marlin your apartment is decorated with photos of some of the franchise's greatest accomplishments you still have season tickets for '06 you plan your summer schedule around when the team is in/out of town HOLLY sh*t MAN! Sounds like me!!
March 25, 200620 yr Author you call the berm seats at Roger Dean "Bermida"(Hermida ) "Hey yo, I am sitting in the Bermida section today!!"
March 25, 200620 yr you are the only one in your city and state for that matter wearing a Cabrera jersey.I could be wrong but I don't see em here! :lol
March 25, 200620 yr you car has a Florida Marlins tag On each end. Ewwww, front license plates are the devil.
March 25, 200620 yr The players recognize you more than you do them.... You actually know what the color teal looks like..... You buy tickets to home games to see the away team..... You can hear a cell phone ring from across the stadium..... Everything you own from last season is now worthless..... You only recongnize 3 or 4 players..... You've seen professional players at public places more than at the games..... Finding someone actually wearing Marlins murchandise in Miami is harder than a "Where's Waldo?" page..... You can buy a ticket for upper deck row 30, and end up sitting in the first row behind the dugout..... You post on this site..... :thumbup
March 25, 200620 yr The players recognize you more than you do them.... You actually know what the color teal looks like..... You buy tickets to home games to see the away team..... You can hear a cell phone ring from across the stadium..... Everything you own from last season is now worthless..... You only recongnize 3 or 4 players..... You've seen professional players at public places more than at the games..... Finding someone actually wearing Marlins murchandise in Miami is harder than a "Where's Waldo?" page..... You can buy a ticket for upper deck row 30, and end up sitting in the first row behind the dugout..... You post on this site..... :thumbup How exactly does that make you a Marlin fan?
March 25, 200620 yr -When even your dog has a Marlins jersey. I always make him wear little Marlins shirts. -When your team has had two firesales.
March 25, 200620 yr ...you talk about the team's accomplishments like they're family. ...you have cute nicknames for everyone on the team. ...you're so used to people telling you the Marlins suck, you don't even argue back anymore...you just wait for the next championship season. ...you buy teal body soap, not for the smell. (guilty) ...when you got your teal retainer, you asked for a teal case that anyone else would think is gay. (guilty) ...your wardrobe contains more teal, gray, and black than the Marlins clubhouse.
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