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Keira's Sex Regrets

 

 

 

The grass often looks greener on the other side, doesn't it?

 

Keira Knightley's been having a peek at next door's lawn and reckons so.

 

She says she wishes she'd got famous later in life so she could have slept around as a teen.

 

And to boot Keira says she would have had full support from her proud parents to do so. The Pirates Of A Caribbean actress told Eclispse magazine:

 

"My father says: 'I wish this had happened in five years' time, you could have been 20 and got really p****d and slept with loads of people and no one would have known.'"

 

"That would have been great."

 

Getting herself on a role, Keira also revealed she's keen to quit Hollywood:

 

"I'm twice the size, height and everything else of most of the other actresses who are going for an audition."

 

"It's mad, isn't it? When you realise that even at my size I'm one of the largest there. It's at the point you start to say: 'I don't think it'd be healthy for me to stay here much longer.'"

 

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She's a pretty mediocre actress. She's really tall, but she's skinny as hell. A decent amount skinnier than the average Hollywood superstar actress.

She's a pretty mediocre actress. She's really tall, but she's skinny as hell. A decent amount skinnier than the average Hollywood superstar actress.

 

 

Agreed.

 

I don't see what her big "revelation" is. Oh, poor Keira. She's can't sleep around because the tabloids would report it due to the fact that she's a millionaire who gets paid a lot of money to act.

"My father says: 'I wish this had happened in five years' time, you could have been 20 and got really p****d and slept with loads of people and no one would have known.'"

 

father of the year? or does Joe Simpson still hold that title?

"My father says: 'I wish this had happened in five years' time, you could have been 20 and got really p****d and slept with loads of people and no one would have known.'"

 

father of the year? or does Joe Simpson still hold that title?

I know that's what I talk to my parents about.

So basically what she's saying is:

 

"I wish I could've been a big slut without anyone knowing about it"

Ahhh Joe Simpson. The award goes to him, both of his kids turned into delightful train wrecks afterall.

 

Either way, this article seems like a desperate grab at publicity to me.

 

 

I wouldn't call them "train wrecks."

 

One of them's really dumb and one of them seems to be floating by without any talent. Neither one is starving for work yet, or knocked up.

What has Jessica been doing? And they're both still multi-millionares.

Ahhh Joe Simpson. The award goes to him, both of his kids turned into delightful train wrecks afterall.

 

Either way, this article seems like a desperate grab at publicity to me.

 

 

I wouldn't call them "train wrecks."

 

One of them's really dumb and one of them seems to be floating by without any talent. Neither one is starving for work yet, or knocked up.

i agree with you. theyve both had bad times lately (Jessica's marriage falling apart, Ashley lip-syncing) but neither is what i would call a train wreck

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I call them train wrecks for their strange behavior. Ashlee for her assault on a Canadian McDonald's and all of the strange reports on Jessica's behavior as of late.

 

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