Long ago, a great emperor searched his land far and wide to find a great samurai warrior that would lead his armies into battle. Three samurai warriors who were chinese, japanese, a jewish...approached the emperor declaring that they wished to take the role of general. The emperor, wanting only the best samurai to lead his armies, asks each of the warriors for a demonstration of their skills. The chinese samurai lets a bee fly out of his pocket, gives a few quick flashes of his sword and, the bee lies cut in half on the ground. The japanese samurai then pulls a fly out of his pocket, gives a few quick flashes of his sword, and the fly falls to the ground cut up into four pieces. The jewish samurai then pulls out a tiny nat from his pocket. He gives a few quick flashes of his sword and.......the nat still lives, unharmed. The emperor turns to the jewish samurai and shakes his head dissapprovingly and says "despite all of your effort, the nat still lives".

 

Looking puzzled, the jewish samurai turns to the emperor and says, "my emperor, circumcision is not meant to kill

Wow, nice :lol

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Now thats precision!

haha awesome

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