industrialescampeon Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 TOUGH LOVE Torii Hunter doesn't spare his glove if he misses a catch. The Minnesota Twins center fielder puts the offending equipment in a microwave oven for 30 seconds when he fails to make a play and for two minutes when he makes an error. Hunter explained the ritual saying, "That's punishment [for the glove]. You do something bad, you go to hell." Fortunately for Hunter's gloves, he's made just 19 errors in 2,086 chances since winning his first of five straight Gold Gloves in 2001. :lol roflmao! Now maybe Hanley should start doing the same with his :plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYmarlins Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 "That's punishment [for the glove]. You do something bad, you go to hell." he's torching the crap outta it. lmao!!!! whatever works for him is fine as long as he rakes in the Gold Glove. Hanley should ty that lol, maybe it will work for him. That would give himself some discpline wit the glove since it works for Torri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Name Is Dan Uggla Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 That's some Pedro Cerrano live chicken sacrifice sh*t, that is. :lol I good to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say f*** you, JoBu. I do it myself. Except "JoBu" comes in the form of a glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonDigital Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 On the whole, we support the notion of great vengeance and furious anger against athletic accoutrement. We fully expect that, after his next passed ball, Twins catcher Joe Mauer will be sticking his protective cup in a blender, all the better to rid the defective device of its defensive deficient demons. http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/torii-...love-193951.php :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 :lol roflmao! Now maybe Hanley should start doing the same with his :plain no, hanley'd burn a hole in his. :plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markickass21 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Hanley would no longer have a glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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