when you wouldnt piss on a mets fan to put them out if they were on fire.

 

that just means you're a dick

when you wouldnt piss on a mets fan to put them out if they were on fire.

 

that just means you're a dick

 

 

 

he could just have a urinary tract infection and not be able to piss

 

 

:mischief2

You are a Florida Marlins fan when you hear the mention of H Wayne Huizenga's name and you begin to swear and hurl uncontrolably

 

You see a Waste Management truck drive by, think of H. Wayne Huizenga and you begin to swear like a drunken sailor.

 

When you compare ballparks around the major by how big their out-of-town scoreboards are.

 

When you follow the out-of-town scoreboard as closely as the current game's score.

 

When you start scoreboard watching in June for the Wildcard.

 

You are furious when your cable provider doesn't cary FSN/SUN.

When you're furious that your cable provider only carries 95 FSN Florida games and doesn't have the extra FSN/SUN games.

 

When you know that Marlins Beisbol en Espanol via SAP is presentado by KFC.

 

When you know what the SAP button is.

 

When you go to Disney World and used to listen to the Marlins on 660 am and then got furious when 660 dropped the Marlins.

 

When you think the Stadium that formerly stood in Philadelphia was as pleasant as a toilet bowl.

 

When you have called 1-877-MARLINS and gotten lost in the voice menu maze.

 

You remember when the Marlins used to be on UPN33 after Fresh Prince

 

You remember when the Marlins used to be on WAMI right before Strip Poker

 

When you have called half of the State of Florida's TV & Radio stations complaining that you can't get your Marlins.

 

When you wish that Dolphin Stadium would burn down to see what the Dolphins would say about the infield dirt then.

 

You remember when you just wanted that Hough pitch to reach homeplate the same day it was thrown.

 

When you hum the FSN Marlins theme music in your head driving home to watch a west coast road game.

 

You remember the time it rained in Right Field, was partly cloudy in Center, and the sun was glaring in left field....all at the same time

 

You remember when the Marlins were on national TV almost every other week and the media loved to see the Rockies-Marlins rivalry that never developed.

 

You remember the Conine ASG MVP Home Run in Arlington.

when u get into arguments in gym class with ur guy friends about whos better the marlins or the braves and your teacher yells at you for being a dumb jock....so u argue the same topic with him.....and win

when u get into arguments in gym class with ur guy friends about whos better the marlins or the braves and your teacher yells at you for being a dumb jock....so u argue the same topic with him.....and win

 

welcome to the boards.

when you wouldnt piss on a mets fan to put them out if they were on fire.

 

:lol Stop drop and roll works better

You remember the time it rained in Right Field, was partly cloudy in Center, and the sun was glaring in left field....all at the same time

 

 

That happened?

...your best friend thinks Hanley Ramirez is English with a speech impediment.

When half of the friends you have are your friends because of one common interest - the Marlins

 

When half of your former friends have one common interest: not caring about the Marlins and your incessant fandom

You know you're a Marlins fan whenthe bar you're watching the game at changes it mid-game and comes up with some BS excuse not to switch the TV back.

nvm. mod-delete this..sorry