cgator Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as the cops took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed because Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful...she loved oranges, and went to the end of the line. When a policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Tank Frenzy Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 That was a good joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSwift25 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I don't get it .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I don't get it .. virgin ears or eyes? The policeman thought that she was a postitute while the old lady thought she was there for oranges, she told the officer that after so many years all she does is take out her teeth, PEEL the skin, and suck them dry? Get it now, a blow job? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYmarlins Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 lmao!!!!!!! nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolphinStadiumCrazie Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAndMrsFish Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 nice Cgator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I don't get it .. virgin ears or eyes? The policeman thought that she was a postitute while the old lady thought she was there for oranges, she told the officer that after so many years all she does is take out her teeth, PEEL the skin, and suck them dry? Get it now, a blow job? lol oooooooo ok..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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