September 22, 200619 yr Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as the cops took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed because Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful...she loved oranges, and went to the end of the line. When a policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.
September 26, 200619 yr I don't get it .. virgin ears or eyes? The policeman thought that she was a postitute while the old lady thought she was there for oranges, she told the officer that after so many years all she does is take out her teeth, PEEL the skin, and suck them dry? Get it now, a blow job? lol
September 28, 200619 yr I don't get it .. virgin ears or eyes? The policeman thought that she was a postitute while the old lady thought she was there for oranges, she told the officer that after so many years all she does is take out her teeth, PEEL the skin, and suck them dry? Get it now, a blow job? lol oooooooo ok..lol
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