November 25, 200619 yr An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. > > He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . > BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic > Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and > tzitzies. > > "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." > > "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a > Jewish genie!" > > "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" > > The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and > drink." > > ** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * > > The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. > > "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" > > "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." > > ** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * > > The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. > > "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!" > > After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter > where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me !" > > ** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * > > The Arab was turned into a tampon. > > THE MORAL OF THE STORY: > > If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's gonna be a string attached.
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