May 20, 200719 yr "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, > it is." > "And who was the girl you were with?" > > "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." > "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you > may as well tell me now. > Was it Tina Minetti?" > "I cannot say." > > "Was it Teresa Volpe?" > "I'll never tell." > > "Was it Nina Capelli?" > "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." > > "Was it Cathy Piriano?" > "My lips are sealed." > > Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." > > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny > Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot > be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." > > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and > whispers, "What'd you get? > > "4 months vacation and five good leads!"
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