August 1, 200719 yr There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there. There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you?re making a weird face as you?re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as. We?re humans. We live on land. Sharks live in water. So if you?re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that?s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you?re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that?s a shark attack. Now, if you?re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack. When I see on the news where it?s like, ?There have been 10 shark attacks,? I?m like, ?Hey, for real?! They?re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don?t live underwater.? http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html
August 1, 200719 yr He's one of the more colorful guys in the NBA, def. one of those guys you want to hang out with.
August 1, 200719 yr The fact he felt the need to blog about that blows my mind. I can't imagine what he says to players guarding him for a whole game. Dude has skills.
August 1, 200719 yr dudes nothing short of hilarious my favorite is his quote about how he's gonna run for president with barack obama "Of course we?ll win the election. As long as he has me, we?re winning. We?ll be co-presidents. He can handle all the big stuff like the war in Iraq and all that, and I?ll keep everybody distracted off what he?s doing. I?ll be the entertainer. I?ll do the press conferences. I?ll play the Bush part. I?ll be the golfer, I?ll go golf for 14 hours. I?ll party for half a week. I?ll do that, I?ll have fun with that. And then Barack can handle all that important stuff."
August 1, 200719 yr Awesome. That blog is hilarious. His idea for a commercial is one of my favorite posts.
August 2, 200719 yr Arenas is hilarious teammates say that he plays online poker during halftime and shops on QVC.
August 2, 200719 yr Arenas seems like a cool guy but is sometimes is too in love with himself. Just like the other 9,999,999,999 out of 1,000,000,000 athletes. Gilbert Arenas is a funny dude.
August 2, 200719 yr As a player and a person I actually respect the guy. He has a great sense of humor. Im not much of a fan of his team...maybe he can come to the heat lol :prayer
August 3, 200719 yr Gilbert Arenas is an annoying douche, I wish a shark would attack him at his house.
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