October 19, 200322 yr AP NEWSWIRE ------------------ 12:05am New York Bureau COSTANZA FIRED!!!!!!! (NY) - Infuriated over the Yankees loss to those amazing Marlins, George Steinbrenner was quick to fire one of his employees: George Costanza. Costanza, a longtime employee of the Yankees, was told after the game to bend over and take a kick to the pants by the Yankees owner. Costanza reportedly took the brunt of the kick with a lack of human dignity. He was heard yelling and screaming and crying like a baby under his desk moments later. Steinbrenner then found him under his desk and told him to pack up, leave and take that alarm clock he had hidden under his desk with him. Sources close to Steinbrenner wonder if indeed the Marlins win of Game 1 might be a kick to the pants of the Yankees commander-in-chief himself.
October 19, 200322 yr Author WOnder if George will rehire Costanza if Yanks get another win....(I hope not)
October 19, 200322 yr I laughed for five minutes when I read this to the point where I had tears running down my face. Great post !!!!! Go Fish !
October 19, 200322 yr Yeah I heard about this on the news tonight. Apparently Costanza forgot to bring calzones toSteinbrenner during the game.
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