August 31, 200718 yr So...would it be allowed to incorporate an appliance and furniture store with a strip club? My idea is if you buy a plasma screen you get a free lap dance. Maybe spend a certain amount and get champagne room with stripper of choice. This is serious...would zoning allow this? None of you better steal my idea either...
August 31, 200718 yr None of you better steal my idea either... too late ... im also adding a late night BBQ joint
August 31, 200718 yr Author None of you better steal my idea either... too late ... im also adding a late night BBQ joint Lets start a franchise
August 31, 200718 yr So...would it be allowed to incorporate an appliance and furniture store with a strip club? My idea is if you buy a plasma screen you get a free lap dance. Maybe spend a certain amount and get champagne room with stripper of choice. This is serious...would zoning allow this? None of you better steal my idea either... Dumb idea.
August 31, 200718 yr HA! You know, believe it or not my best friend's dream in life is to start a strip club(basically a whore house) on a yacht. His reasoning is that in international waters the prostitution will be legal. He is a boat captain too, and this is the goal he is working toward in life. :lol
August 31, 200718 yr I cant tell if youre joking.... if you are its kind of funny to see who would PM you.
August 31, 200718 yr Author I'm not sure, but if it's feasible I think it would be a good business. I just don't have much capital to invest.
August 31, 200718 yr You know.... your customer base would not be very large.... Thats a problem from the start. Even if it were allowed.... well... theres no way you dont already know this.... People are going to trust electronics places to sell them expensive TVs rather than a half strip club.... And people who want to see tits are gonna go to a real strip club, not a half sells expensive TVs place.... And people who like to see tits in strip clubs arent going to buy a tv to get to see tits, when they can just go to the cheetah I just saved your life.
August 31, 200718 yr Author H8r Furniture then...you could test the comfort of your new sofa with a fake chested bimbo...who wouldn't buy into that? eh? EH?
August 31, 200718 yr H8r Furniture then...you could test the comfort of your new sofa with a fake chested bimbo...who wouldn't buy into that? eh? EH? Well, you know, people who want nice furniture, families, people that have money and would rather have a nice house with nice furnishings than have STD infested titties bouncing around other dicks on their furniture before they buy it.... Again consider your life saved.
September 1, 200718 yr I would venture to guess that furniture shopping is a family experience Family =/= Strippers
September 1, 200718 yr So...would it be allowed to incorporate an appliance and furniture store with a strip club? My idea is if you buy a plasma screen you get a free lap dance. Maybe spend a certain amount and get champagne room with stripper of choice. This is serious...would zoning allow this? None of you better steal my idea either... Any chance you'd be interested in financing my "Jump to Conclusions" Mat?
September 1, 200718 yr So...would it be allowed to incorporate an appliance and furniture store with a strip club? My idea is if you buy a plasma screen you get a free lap dance. Maybe spend a certain amount and get champagne room with stripper of choice. This is serious...would zoning allow this? None of you better steal my idea either... Any chance you'd be interested in financing my "Jump to Conclusions" Mat? Seriously, you have a better chance of making more money selling a "jump to conclusions" mat than starting a business where you buy a plasma and get a lap dance.
September 1, 200718 yr H8r Furniture then...you could test the comfort of your new sofa with a fake chested bimbo...who wouldn't buy into that? eh? EH? I dont think it would work. Both things are totally different. One involves a person going with their family to buy a $1,000 sofa, and the other is a bunch of guys going to have a good time a a strip club. I think it would be better if you combined two retail ideas, or two "past time" activities into one. For a while I had an idea of having a bowling ally/strip club and you could have dancers dancing on tables and hot waitress serving beer while people played. You could also get a lap dance while you were waiting for your turn to bowl. I wouldnt want to target people in a league (since they are serious about bowling), just the people that are out having a good time. If you go to bird bowl at like midnight or later you see that its always packed.
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