September 29, 200719 yr The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of President George Bush to honor his achievements while serving as the president of our nation. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Bush" postage was not being delivered. President Bush demanded a full investigation into the allegations. A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings: * The stamp was manufactured properly. * There was nothing wrong with the adhesive. * People were just spitting on the wrong side
October 2, 200719 yr Sad when the punchline doesn't make sense. Seriously? Who SPITS on a stamp? If it were a stamp with Jessica Alba's vagina on it or even a tootsie pop, THAT would make more sense since we LICK a postage stamp to make it adhear. Okay - I really just wanted to post something about licking vaginas that would make sense in context without making me sound like all I ever think about is licking vagina. Sweet soft delicate vagina. Gateway to untold pleasures. Where was I?
October 3, 200719 yr Author Sad when the punchline doesn't make sense. Seriously? Who SPITS on a stamp? If it were a stamp with Jessica Alba's vagina on it or even a tootsie pop, THAT would make more sense since we LICK a postage stamp to make it adhear. Okay - I really just wanted to post something about licking vaginas that would make sense in context without making me sound like all I ever think about is licking vagina. Sweet soft delicate vagina. Gateway to untold pleasures. Where was I? Staunch evidence of serious mental instability...... :blink:
October 3, 200719 yr Sad when the punchline doesn't make sense. Seriously? Who SPITS on a stamp? If it were a stamp with Jessica Alba's vagina on it or even a tootsie pop, THAT would make more sense since we LICK a postage stamp to make it adhear. Okay - I really just wanted to post something about licking vaginas that would make sense in context without making me sound like all I ever think about is licking vagina. Sweet soft delicate vagina. Gateway to untold pleasures. Where was I? Maybe she means licking the wrong side of the stamp??? Because yea, I've never spit on a stamp before, but you made me want to google Jessica Alba+spitting to see if I can come up with any pictures of said activity, but nope. No spitting from Miss Alba. I did find a picture her licking, so I agree. I think the O.P. made a slight typo, and meant to say lick, not spit.
October 3, 200719 yr Staunch evidence of serious mental instability...... :blink: My wife has never considered it so much a "mental instability" as a talent. :mis2
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