December 1, 200718 yr More importantly: have you ever felt the urge to take a dump in a urinal? The problem about that is that you need to put your butt cheeks on the porcelain, and you only find urinals in public bathrooms. If anyone can engineer a way to avoid butt cheek-to-porcelain contact, I'm down for it.
December 1, 200718 yr What, you don't have a urinal in your house? The day I go to someones house and they have a urinal, I'm sh*tting in it.
December 1, 200718 yr I'm assuming you would just stand over the urinal and make your deposit. My problem is that I haven't found a janitorial staff I hate enough to make them fish for my dookie.
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