July 12, 200818 yr A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.' NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
July 14, 200818 yr Why is that funny? Not the guy's fault that he was trying to get his. :evil I honestly would have done the same thing. :lol
July 30, 200818 yr Why is that funny? Not the guy's fault that he was trying to get his. :evil I honestly would have done the same thing. :lol Ew. Gross. Go watch porn or something.
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