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The most bizzare thing ever

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You know your love life is pathetic when an 82-year old hits on you at the market AND asks for your number. Absolutely disturbing. :|

 

Hey Rachel, you're looking good, can I get your number... I'm a tennis pro and I'd like to make a "racket" with you... *wink wink nudge nudge*

 

-Now an 82 year old did it... and some random guy on the internet you've never met... yay Daily Double!

You know your love life is pathetic when an 82-year old hits on you at the market AND asks for your number. Absolutely disturbing. :|

Actually, your love life is pathetic when you give him your number.

You know your love life is pathetic when an 82-year old hits on you at the market AND asks for your number. Absolutely disturbing. :|

 

It just so happens that Mr Hefner is currently 82 years of age........

You know your love life is pathetic when an 82-year old hits on you at the market AND asks for your number. Absolutely disturbing. :|

 

It just so happens that Mr Hefner is currently 82 years of age........

 

Holy crap! Rachel, you botched the opportunity of a lifetime!

What market was that, if I may ask?

Publix near my house.

 

He also added that he was one of the lucky ones who didn't need Viagra. :| !!!!!!!!! Like I cared.

 

WHAT!???? Are you serious!? WOW what a total PIG!

Rachel, you should've slapped him. No old guy would behave like that.

 

At least give him a dirty look of disgust. :thumbup

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