Miami Marlins

(15-15, 9-10 away)

 

Vs.

 

Houston Astros

(14-16, 10-7 home)

 

 

Starting Pitchers

Miami: Johnson (0-3, 6.61 ERA)

Houston: Harrell (2-2, 4.76 ERA)

 

 

 

It's time for the real Josh Johnson to show up and get a win tonight.

Will the real Josh Johnson please stand up? Please stand up?

 

Jicky-jicky-Josh Johnson.

Marlins vs Lucas Harrell

 

 

 

Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP

Emilio Bonifacio 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0

Hanley Ramirez 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0

Jose Reyes 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0

Giancarlo Stanton 3 3 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0

John Buck 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0

Omar Infante 2 2 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0

Gaby Sanchez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0

 

Lucas Harrell has not faced

Greg Dobbs, Brett Hayes, Austin Kearns, Logan Morrison, Donnie Murphy

Astros vs Josh Johnson

 

 

Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP

Carlos Lee 5 4 2 0 0 1 3 1 1 .500 .600 1.250 1.850 0 0 0 0

Chris Snyder 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0

 

 

Josh Johnson has not faced

Everyone else [not listing that many]

Bah, code ...

Bah, your face.

Bah, baaaaaah.

Rally sheep!

Mad Sheep Disease?

Marlins

 

SS- Reyes 

2B - Murphy 

3B - H2R

LF - Morrison 

RF- Stanton 

1B - Dobbs 

CF- Boner 

C- Buck

P- Johnson 

 

Astros

 

CF - Schafer

2B - Altuve

SS - Lowrie

1B - El Horse

LF - Buck (not ours)

3B - Johnson (not ours)

RF - Bogusevic

C - Snyder

P - Harrell

Mad Sheep Disease?

 

 

If you stayed in touch with your fantasy football team, you'd remember that I was the Angry Sheep (and Angry Sheep's Revenge!!).

Just be happy I mostly pay attention to the baseball teams.

I changed my name only at the request of you, Admin. Anyone else, and I would've still been Prostate Checkup's Revenge.

Lets start a new winning streak tonight

Bonerfacio batting 7th.

 

DRASTIC

No Gaby Sanchez in the lineup tonight, nice.

Gaby needs a new name.

Gaby needs a new name.

 

Gapopup

Gadefinitelyanout?

No Omar?

No Omar?

 

Nomar retired.

Is Omar being punished for throwing away last night's game?

Is Omar being punished for throwing away last night's game?

 

Nah, probably just a regular day off.

Why is Boni 7th? Should he be 8th?

Why is Boni 7th? Should he be 8th?

 

 

Bonifacio gets on base

Buck advances the runner via bunt

Pitcher gets a hit for the RBI

 

Buck sucks.

Why is Boni 7th? Should he be 8th?

 

 

Bonifacio gets on base

Buck advances the runner via bunt

Pitcher gets a hit for the RBI

 

Buck sucks.

lol