the tv guys and Cliff Floyd are baffled why the Marlins aren't scoring any runs and Cliff says "it's not like they don't have any opportunities".

 

Lowest in the league in slugging, dude. Rays have 4 hits, but two of those are homers and one is a double. Not to mention 5 walks.

 

 

The Marlins have 5 hits and they're all singles except the pitcher was nice enough to hit a double. They rarely hit but even when they do it's almost always singles. No way to score runs.

 

 

 

We're the lowest slugging in the league by so much it's laughable. The range is from .464 to .372 for the rest of the league. Marlins at .318.

It just dawned on me. We could actually lose our 9th game in a row

What the fuck is that garbage on the field? I'm about to throw a brick through the TV

It just dawned on me. We could actually lose our 9th game in a row

 

Think that's bad? Wait until the calendar says June.

We lucked out that that Escobar was stupid enough to swing

Good to see Giancarlo

Miami Marlins 2013: Doing our best to match the '62 Mets 17 game losing streak

Wow, the Rays just pulled a Marlins.

That was lucky, but will we make use of it with 2 outs?

And we have Olivo to call upon for this AB. Joy.

LMAO

Is it just me or does it seem counter productive to pinch hit for the young guys in situations like these

Is it just me or does it seem counter productive to pinch hit for the young guys in situations like these

 

 

It is. If we're going to suffer, I'd rather suffer for the sake of the future rather then for the sake of the past.

Walking Olivo is no easy feat.

 

Cmon Brant

The Rays have switched sides. They might win it for us.

Sigh, k'd with bases loaded. So our runs are from a muffed catch and a bases loaded walk.

Ed Lucas in at SS. I mean as bad as the Marlins are, I'm sure it's cool for him, he's spent like 10 years in the minors.

Is it just me or does it seem counter productive to pinch hit for the young guys in situations like these

 

 

 

It is. If we're going to suffer, I'd rather suffer for the sake of the future rather then for the sake of the past.I wonder of Redmond is under some pressure to win games

Yeah it's probably about time for Dunn to blow up

Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

Zobrist! Fantasy points!

And Dunn blows up.

Lady Luck must really hate the Marlins.

Lady Luck must really hate the Marlins.

 

Luck has nothing to do with it

This game has lasted forever