Win

WE NEED OFFENSE. The theme of my useless thread.

Sure might as well have the worst player in mlb lead off

Ruggiano kinda rules

 

When he's not going for 0-42

Guys ...

 

... Stanton drew a walk, and ... scored.

 

The streak is over.

OK, Turner should have caught that, but can we chain Morrison to a 10 feet radius from the base?

Seriously, no reason for him to go after that.

There's nowhere to hide Morrison on defense.

And on a bunt, he STAYED at first ... what the shit?

Ooh ... I'd like a replay.

 

EDIT - alright, he was safe.

Nice try by Yelich.

Big Man!

Gotta love the ruggiano vs stanton hr battle

Turner and Morrison suck on defense.

Dogshitastic!

I'm listening to music. Seems to be better than this game now.

Walk the bases loaded to get to a .327 hitter.

Give up a homer to the .180 hitter, even better!

Tie game! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Tie game! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

The Astros will put up a fight, but we're not gonna let them have it!

Tie game! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

The Astros will put up a fight, but we're not gonna let them have it!

 

Why do you care? You don't want Rodon anyway, fuckface!

Tie game! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

The Astros will put up a fight, but we're not gonna let them have it!

 

Why do you care? You don't want Rodon anyway, f***face!

 

 

 

Hey, man, I was putting up possibilities for if we COULDN'T get Rodon!

Rodon't Give Up!

Tie game! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

The Astros will put up a fight, but we're not gonna let them have it!

 

Why do you care? You don't want Rodon anyway, f***face!

 

 

 

Hey, man, I was putting up possibilities for if we COULDN'T get Rodon!

Rodon't Give Up!

 

 

 

You history revisionist! Didn't you like Tyler Beede or someone?

Tie game! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

The Astros will put up a fight, but we're not gonna let them have it!

 

Why do you care? You don't want Rodon anyway, f***face!

 

 

 

Hey, man, I was putting up possibilities for if we COULDN'T get Rodon!

Rodon't Give Up!

 

 

 

You history revisionist! Didn't you like Tyler Beede or someone?

 

 

 

Aaron Nola, Austin's little brother! I liked his ERA and K/BB rate.

Aaron Nola, Austin's little brother! I liked his ERA and K/BB rate.

 

 

It's always about the walks with you.

Aaron Nola, Austin's little brother! I liked his ERA and K/BB rate.

 

 

It's always about the walks with you.

 

 

Walks make me horny. Well, when our batters get them.

When our pitchers allow them, turn-off, yo.

Aaron Nola, Austin's little brother! I liked his ERA and K/BB rate.

 

 

It's always about the walks with you.

 

 

Walks make me horny. Well, when our batters get them.

When our pitchers allow them, turn-off, yo.

 

 

 

That sounds like a seesaw of a ride in your pants.