Why Stanton didn't swing at that 1-1 pitch is beyond me... That had 450 foot dong written all over it.. Literally, it was going so slow I could read "450 foot dong" on the seams.

 

 

Why Stanton didn't swing at that 1-1 pitch is beyond me... That had 450 foot dong written all over it.. Literally, it was going so slow I could read "450 foot dong" on the seams.

 

Apparently you read wrong, it said meters.

 

 

Craig just admitted he's a lot higher than Rich and Tommy.

 

I agree, too, talkin' to statues n shit.

 

 

Craig just admitted he's a lot higher than Rich and Tommy.

 

I agree, too, talkin' to statues n shit.

 

 

He looks really cozy leaning on that statue... Hmmmm...

 

 

Bob Uecker is a funny dude.

 

 

Aramis Ramirez batting and they play Centerfold during his at bat. OK then.

 

 

Sweet throw Salty

 

 

Nice job, Solano, to pick that.

 

 

Jones with a clutch RBI double, baby!

 

And that's the Marlins 5th player with at least 50 RBI [stanton, McGehee, Ozuna, Yelich, Jones].

 

 

JJOENESSEY BABY HEY BENDER F U!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

JJOENESSEY BABY HEY BENDER F U!!!!!!!!!!

 

F YOU TOO, POLLY! <3

 

 

PHILLIES WIN BORTCHES

 

 

And again, Salty strikes out on a fastball down the middle.

 

 

it's always a minor miracle whenever salty actually makes contact

 

 

You need to PH here

 

 

Alright, Bour, pretend it's AAA.

 

 

lol @ hech ibb

 

 

Don't Bour us, get a hit!

 

 

lol @ hech ibb

 

That should disqualify him for Manager of the Year

 

 

That should disqualify him for Manager of the Year

 

I think losing 12 of 13 towards the end of the year has done that enough.

 

 

Don't Bour us, get a hit!

 

I liked this cause it's new.

 

 

PS I disagree with taking salad out

 

 

PS I disagree with taking salad out

 

Eh, he was starting to allow a few croutons.

 

I mean baserunners.

 

 

Bah

 

 

Eh, he was starting to allow a few croutons.

 

I mean baserunners.

 

 

low pitch count, lotsa groundballs and bottom of th order