Bradley Handley faces off against Jonathan Niese.

 

This will be my first game ever at Marlins Park, so why not a game thread?

 

 

You poor soul

 

 

Happy birthday dad, sorry the Marlins are so lame. Asses.

 

 

Good news. Even though the marlins suck you can still enjoy the ballpark.

 

Yeah the ballpark is so awesome and so chill. They really need to do something about the beer prices though (more expensive than citi)

 

 

i absolutey adore the fact that the marlisn are basically letting mcgehee start every day

 

 

i absolutey adore the fact that the marlisn are basically letting mcgehee start every day

 

Future stud. Gotta see what you have in the young kids like McGehee, Gillespie, and Ichiro,

 

 

Bradley Handley faces off against Jonathan Niese.

 

This will be my first game ever at Marlins Park, so why not a game thread?

 

I hope you enjoy it. The stadium definitely looks dandy.

 

 

I'm wearing my teal Bobby Bonilla jersey and getting ready to head out.

 

How do you guys live here? The weather feels like someone filled hell with water. I mean, I spent the first 25 years of my life here, but I guess you forget what August in Miami feels like after not having to suffer through one for five years. Ugh.

 

 

I'm going to be like 40 feet away from Casey McGehee. I'm untethered and my rage knows no bounds. 

 

 

Drink outside tho

 

sure but what about when one is inside?

 

 

Don't go in until lit

 

but once I'm lit, I want to get more lit, especially when I have to watch Casey McGehee hit clean up

 

 

to be fair the tickets for the game were so cheap that the expensive beer prices werent that big a deal

 

 

METROPOLITANS BABY

 

 

There's a guy in front of me with a Seinfeld shirt and a Mets hat. Could he possibly be more Queens?

 

 

Oh thank god, McGehee is playing first so I don't have to be close to him.

 

 

There's a guy in front of me with a Seinfeld shirt and a Mets hat. Could he possibly be more Queens?

 

lawrence? 

 

 

le's see some pix ya goon!

 

 

welp there goes the no-hitter

 

 

lawrence? 

 

lawrence lives in south brooklyn somewhere. 

 

 

so the marlins twitter is still doing #whiff on caught looking strikeouts eh?

 

 

GODDAMNIT there goes the 1 hitter

 

 

Vince, if Hand is in the rotation next year, would you still be a Marlins fan?

 

 

Vince, if Hand is in the rotation next year, would you still be a Marlins fan?

 

If him, Casey, or Solano are on the 25 man I'll only be watching Jose starts in 2016

 

 

If him, Casey, or Solano are on the 25 man I'll only be watching Jose starts in 2016

 

jokes on you. Greinke is going to be our opening day starter.

 

 

If him, Casey, or Solano are on the 25 man I'll only be watching Jose starts in 2016

 

I'm okay with Hand. He has his uses. Casey and every Solano need to go far away though.