When did we just flat out stop attempting to steal bases? It seems like we did it a lot more early in the season and then once jazz was injured we just flat out stopped almost entirely.

3 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Yep. Same here brother. I was only with this one girl for a little bit and man. She had to have some sort of medical condition or something because that was rank af.

OK, seriously.  What sewer are you guys picking girls up at? LMAO

Just now, Rydawg said:

Yeah, but, if you go down and it's not the freshest,  do you stop?  Fuck no.  

When it's that bad, absolutely. In fact you don't even begin.

Just now, Rydawg said:

OK, seriously.  What sewer are you guys picking girls up at? LMAO

Says the swamp ass aficionado lololol

1 minute ago, hovertical said:

When did we just flat out stop attempting to steal bases? It seems like we did it a lot more early in the season and then once jazz was injured we just flat out stopped almost entirely.

Apparently Berti is nursing a minor leg injury and not stealing bases right now.

Just now, Rydawg said:

Apparently Berti is nursing a minor leg injury and not stealing bases right now.

All season then???

Just now, hovertical said:

Says the swamp ass aficionado lololol

🤣🤣🤣

Just now, Michael said:

When it's that bad, absolutely. In fact you don't even begin.

I'm assuming she had some weird Ph balance thing because it wasn't like she didn't shower daily and wear clean clothes and practice good hygiene....but holy hell...rancid fish covered with raw onions and garlic

1 minute ago, Michael said:

All season then???

There are other dudes with speed on the team too but literally nobody is stealing.

1 minute ago, hovertical said:

There are other dudes with speed on the team too but literally nobody is stealing.

Everyone has a leg injury.

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Says the swamp ass aficionado lololol

This my philosophy on eating ass!  I love this scene.  LMAO

 

Lizardy.

Thanks, guys! Lololol

I would literally have every game on mute if these were our regular broadcasters. Who are these idiotic fucks?

Just now, hovertical said:

I would literally have every game on mute if these were our regular broadcasters. Who are these idiotic fucks?

They're not too bad. Better than last year's crews. Lol

They throw the ball all over the place and we don't score a run. Lol

Sure, give them multiple chances at a DP!  Fuck!!

Yay DP!

Lizard is on fire!!

9 hours ago, Michael said:

Game is on Apple TV+ only.

In Taiwan, I can watch all games. 

Just now, TaiwanMarlins said:

In Taiwan, I can watch all games. 

In Florida, I can also watch all the games.

Maaan Soler had me thinking at first that he took that ball off the windows.

Fuck, he just missed that one.

Too much first pitch swinging. 😞

Let this one stand.