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At one point, they had 8 runs on 3 hits.

DECLAN CRONIN

Declan Cronin

Today's Lineup: 1. Lou Arraez 2B 2. Bry Bry of the Cross DH 3. Jasrado Crysolm CF 4. Joshua Bell 1B 5. Yeshua Sanchez RF 6. Timothy Anderson SS 7. fromDenmark Myers LF 8. Emmanohwell Rivera 3B 9. Nicholas Fart?yes C SP. Edwalks Cabrera

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Berti is hurt, went on the IL since April 10th and hasn't played since.

Marlins lineup: 1. Luis Arahahaez 2B 2. Bryan De LOL Cruz DH 3. Jazz ChisLOLm CF 4. Josh BLOL 1B 5. Hahaz Sanchez RF 6. NicLOLas Gordon LF 7. EmmanuLOL Rivera 3B 8. VidLOL Bruhahan SS 9. Cristian Bethancrap C SP Rodderheehee Muñoz

Projected defensive alignment for today's game: 1B: someone who is bad at it 2B: someone who is really bad at it SS: someone who is okay at it 3B: someone who is supposed to be good at it but hasn't been LF: someone who is really bad at it CF: someone who showed signs of being good at it last season but has been really bad at it this season RF: someone who is really bad at it C : someone who is among the 10 worst players in baseball SP: a guy with an ERA over 8 in the minor leagues

Sans hit. Without hits. He's shit.

Today's lineup: 1. Luis "Doodoo" Arraez 2. Bryan Dook La Cruz 3. Jazz Shitsolm 4. Josh Butt 5. Jesus Sanshit 6. Emmanuel Riverga 7. Nick Gordook 8. Vidal Poophands 9. Crapstian Bethancrap SP. Sixpoops Sanchez

he seems extremely stupid in general. I am not certain that he knows how to read or count.

ate a pizza with an illegal immigrant child who voted for Joe Biden (I think this is what the right is upset about, isn't it?)

something about lizards and libs and pizza, right?

the butt

I mean, yeah, fair. He's not the worst pitcher in baseball, but he's a mop up guy who might start for a team approaching 100 losses at the end of the season. He had that decent 3.81 ERA last season, but 35% of the contact he allows is a hard hit and only 5% soft hit. He's kind of in that Jose Ureña mold where his stuff *looks* good on TV, but batters have no trouble seeing it and distinguishing what kind of pitch is coming. Throwing mid 90s is absolutely nothing now anyway, take a kid out of a good baseball high school and he's throwing with that same velocity. I may have exaggerated in saying that he's *bad* but he certainly isn't good and will never have the stuff to be a high leverage pitcher.

People on the musksite were touting him as a breakout candidate before the season, and it always felt like they were just making things up? The guy is legitimately bad at baseball, and there have never been signs of anything different??

That wasn't a bad pitch by Scott, Ozuna just knew it was coming.

just record a video of you reading it 😉

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where were u wen polly said trev would get ruff i am kill

Gaslighting isn't real, you just made that up.

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he's worse than caca