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Kruk Look at this strength Good. God.

He almost cleared the stadium!

I hope those kids in the Outfield have great health insurance

Send Minny and Paul to the plastic surgeon. Carve up that twins logo

Kevin James just caught HR 3.

Hey Stanton: Demolish Target Field. Break shit. Crack signs. Bruise Chests. Go Bane on this bitch.

No, it wouldn't be worth it. He 'slugged' .362. Congratulations, 22 HRs. He also struck out 171 times. That's about as atrocious of a line as I can think of. 22 HRs and only 55 RBIs! 55!!! That's worse than Mike Jacobs! Solano

I want to see stanton troll the stadium and hit lefty. He'd still beat Puig

Lol @srSHREK31: Big mike won't hit in the derby until they call our team by the right name

WTF??? It looked like Stanton started and they weren't showing it???? Warm ups.

With how effortlessly Bautista was reaching the third deck, and the distance (377 really?) I can't wait to see how far up the third deck Stanton's gonna go. I think he may even clear the stadium! Stanton up- I really pray the entire outfield is wearing catchers gear right now.

Holy shit... he actually batted .179 last season. That's crazy. And he's still starting. Hit .179 and slugged 22 home runs..... Maybe he needs a change of scenery. If he hits 240,250 with his home run rates it would be worth it. But he has to come cheap- so he can leave quick if it doesn't work. Send them Furcal.

Wut I don't know why, but I always assumed you had the analytic know how to deal with numbers and stars. I figured you for a business major or accountant. Why did you pick journalism'?

I've been in classes with people pushing 60 but they never mention their age--- I think for most it's about getting a promotion at work rather than personal goals. Even 10 more years at 20k more a year for them is worth it. Some never really retire, others never really have a savings and they keep chasing more $$$

I have a 3.5 studying journalism. I'm almost as cool as Vince. Journalism? Isn't that a waste of your ..... Talent?

Piazza probably would have tried it, but his GPA is, as Dean Wormer would say, zero point zero. I actually didn't give a fuck about my GPA. Finished with a 2.1 unweighted in high school. Got to pick my college because of insanely high test scores- otherwise it would have been MDCC for me.

They are trying like hell to get a former Marlin player to click in there though aren't they. Cliff Floyd, Pavano, Preston, Conine. Ugh. Let's try Livan next. Honestly the perfect former Marlin for the job and a natural is ...... Mike Piazza.

Stanton, you idiot.

#RoccoGrimaldi #ReligiousConvictions I hate to be that guy but holy shit he's a kicksss player but I can't help notice the super religious fellows drooling over him. I had at one point followed him on twitter and even had a few twitter convos with him- but his religiousness pushed me to unfollow. A perfect amount is what Stevie C does, once in a while and not over bearing- almost like- this is what I'm doing now. Rocco's almost seemed to be preaching. I hope he excels, but as a bad Catholic the one thing I believe in is not overbearing people with my own beliefs. My opinions however, I want their ears to bleed. I succeed in that.

Who can go august 12th? Who can go the 16th or 17th?

I'd rather do this than trade current prospects for Bullpen help. It's not ideal, but this left the organization pretty much intact and added an option.

What the fuck happened here!

I'll be in west palm/broward (I currently live in brooklyn) for a friend's wedding Aug 7 -12 if you guys can make something happen The only days doable there would be the 11th and 12th against the Cards. Both 7 PM , Monday and Tuesday games

What does everyone think? Sometime during the Dbacks series on the 15th, 16th, or 17th of August. That would be either Friday (Budweiser happy hour), Saturday (Dominican heritage night), and Family Sunday.