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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum, chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, winecoolers, diet tab and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great. Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lung out! If you get cancer - no biggie -you're already dead remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...if you go bankrupt...well your're dead anyhow. Demon: You gay? Guy: No... Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're gonna hate Fridays.

You're just a sick mind, aren't you Furman?

so whats a habbo? 482078[/snapback] You can read about it HERE. Basically, it can be an online chat area for 14-20 year olds from around the world. The hotel is available in at least 3 or 4 different languages.

What? You mean you were gone for a while? :shifty

As in Habbo Hotel?? I'm a little old for that place (actually, I'd probably get arrested for trying to get a convo going there.) But it seems interesting enough if you're into meeting teens from a lot of different places.

name is CapeForYou.com URL is http://www.capeforyou.com/ 478603[/snapback] That was the last result on the page of 4 that I posted.

What is the name of it? Under capeforyou it comes back as: The Marlins Ballpark Newspage has moved! ... You can easily visit the new Ballpark Newspage at http://capefish.capeforyou.com/ I hope you visit the new page and enjoy it as you have enjoyed the last 2 ... home.earthlink.net/~rgarcia1025/ - 10k - Cached - Similar pages CapeFish's Unofficial Marlins Ballpark Newspage capefish.capeforyou.com/ - 2k - Cached - Similar pages Viewing Profile ... Information. Home Page, http://capefish.capeforyou.com/. ... The All New Marlins Ballpark News! THE ALL NEW CapeForYou.com Florida Panthers Hockey Fan Page. ... www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/index.php?showuser=300 - 12k - Cached - Similar pages www.capeforyou.com/ Similar pages

CapeFish's Unofficial Marlins Ballpark Newspage capefish.capeforyou.com/ - 2k - Cached - Similar pages The Marlins Ballpark Newspage has moved! The Marlins Ballpark Newspage has moved! Hello to all of the fateful users of the Marlins Ballpark Newspage,. Last month I realized ... home.earthlink.net/~rgarcia1025/ - 10k - Cached - Similar pages Marlins Ballpark News Marlins Ballpark News, marlinsballparknews@groups.msn.com, ... groups.msn.com/marlinsballparknews/ panthersontvradio.msnw - 16k - Cached - Similar pages 478591[/snapback] I found those, but I can't find the CapeForYou.com pages. Damn Google if they aren't there. 478593[/snapback]

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Funny, I just got to your site through Google.

Sorry, but this is a moot point since a constitutional amendment does make it legal to collect income taxes: Article XVI. The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration. Proposal and Ratification The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States was proposed to the legislatures of the several States by the Sixty-first Congress on the 12th of July, 1909, and was declared, in a proclamation of the Secretary of State, dated the 25th of February, 1913, to have been ratified by 36 of the 48 States. The dates of ratification were: Alabama, August 10, 1909; Kentucky, February 8, 1910; South Carolina, February 19, 1910; Illinois, March 1, 1910; Mississippi, March 7, 1910; Oklahoma, March 10, 1910; Maryland, April 8, 1910; Georgia, August 3, 1910; Texas, August 16, 1910; Ohio, January 19, 1911; Idaho, January 20, 1911; Oregon, January 23, 1911; Washington, January 26, 1911; Montana, January 30, 1911; Indiana, January 30, 1911; California, January 31, 1911; Nevada, January 31, 1911; South Dakota, February 3, 1911; Nebraska, February 9, 1911; North Carolina, February 11, 1911; Colorado, February 15, 1911; North Dakota, February 17, 1911; Kansas, February 18, 1911; Michigan, February 23, 1911; Iowa, February 24, 1911; Missouri, March 16, 1911; Maine, March 31, 1911; Tennessee, April 7, 1911; Arkansas, April 22, 1911 (after having rejected it earlier); Wisconsin, May 26, 1911; New York, July 12, 1911; Arizona, April 6, 1912; Minnesota, June 11, 1912; Louisiana, June 28, 1912; West Virginia, January 31, 1913; New Mexico, February 3, 1913. Ratification was completed on February 3, 1913. The amendment was subsequently ratified by Massachusetts, March 4, 1913; New Hampshire, March 7, 1913 (after having rejected it on March 2, 1911). The amendment was rejected (and not subsequently ratified) by Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Utah.

I believe it probably has something to do with your security settings, they may not be allowing your computer to accept the proper cookies used for the actions you need taken. Of course, I probably am nowhere in the neighborhood on this one.

How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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"Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. $ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. $ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. $ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. $ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. $ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. $ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. $ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. $ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. $ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. $ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. $ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. $ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? However... $ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of a**holes sing that song!"

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday. And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Enjoy it!!!

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city guy discovered that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence. He went into the small town nearby and found only an old-fashioned country store. Behind the counter was a beautiful young lass, a local farm girl. He asked, "Do you keep stationery?" "Well," she giggled, "I can until I have an orgasm, then I just go wild!"

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Dear, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She'd like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?"

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, what do you want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God explained that to Adam as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

Were you referring to the site or yourself? :shifty Site seems fine.

Got to love it. Lots of built-in security, and plenty of storage space for the vast wealth you are accumulating: link Fed building up for sale; list price: $3.9 million By SHARON LINSTEDT News Staff Reporter 7/24/2004 One of downtown Buffalo's most unusual properties now has a "For Sale' sign on it. The Federal Reserve Bank, located at 160 Delaware Ave., officially hit the market this week with a $3.9 million price tag. "In our opinion, it's one of the most unique and exciting opportunities in downtown in a long time," said Carey Anderson, a broker with JR Militello Realty, the firm handling its sale for the government. The structure, which has been home to the Federal Reserve Bank since 1957, offers such unusual amenities as a gun turret, shatter-proof mylar windows, an indoor shooting range and seven basement vaults. Those non-standard features notwithstanding, Anderson said the 130,000-square-foot building is really a traditional office building. "That's why this is a signature opportunity, the range of uses is amazing. It could be a financial institution, conventional office, single or multi-tenant," she said. The building also comes with what's considered a "holy grail" of downtown commercial buildings - on-premises parking. The site has room for as many as 160 vehicles in its surface lot, with a handful of interior parking bays. Other features include: a 112-seat cafeteria, a small gymnasium and two back-up generators. The broker said there's been a lot of early interest in the downtown site and she expects a relatively quick sale. The Federal Reserve's decision to sell its long-time home comes as the government consolidates its U.S. Savings Bonds processing operations from seven to two sites. The changes are also expected to reduce the bank's local employee roster from a current 125 to around 60. At its peak, the reserve bank employed 300 workers. No announcement has been made regarding where those remaining reserve bank employees will be housed. See, and plenty of room for the staff.

Name: Bob Age: 99 Location: Miami Sex: Male which do u like morrre..... hotdog/burger: burger skittles/M&Ms: snickers Geico Comercial/ Washington Mutual Comercial: Aflac house/apartment: House paper/plasic: latex sprint/verizon wireless: At&t rock/rap: Rock blondes/brunettes: Why can't I have both? cookie/brownie: Brownie TGI Fridays/Tony Romas: TGI nautica/tommy hilfiger: Levis Krispy Kreme/ Dunkin Doughnuts: Dunkin Donuts Dell/Compaq: Dell Spiderman/Batman: Handiman chocolate/vanilla: Strawberry u/me : Me whats on your computers background? Liguus Tree Snails (yea, figure that one out) what posters do u have? Gator Kicks Saloon, Endangered Wildlife of North America whats design does your mouse pad have? Starscapes what colors your room? white/natural wood tones what pets do u have? dog, cat, bird, sharks, rock are u gonna miss me when i leave tomorrow? Won't know until you leave :shifty