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uhynjjtrfgv Yep, that was close to the right one.

Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive pig. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert. If you don't, then you can?t be straight. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious enough. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.......

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Who can stop me? :devil 506263[/snapback] I can. Care to be suspended for a few hours for spamming? (official sponsor of the 2004 Olympic Spamathon Games)

damn, maybe my degree isnt THAT worthless afterall. 502715[/snapback] Nah, I'm sure it is. :mischief :shifty

I'm sorry, but no Cub could ever be cheered for by me while in that uniform. 500091[/snapback] Kind of hard to cheer for a Cub not wearing that uniform...it would mean he wasn't a Cub.

pfft! If we weren't here, he'd have to get a real job j/k Good job, Admin. Why don't you take a little time off

Got this in the mail today. Not exactly funny in the ha ha sense, but funny because it works: THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Goes right along with this:

Have a great one!

Where am I? What forum is this? HELP!!!

Obviously this thread has strayed way off topic, and therefore outlived it's usefulness.

Why don't you just bookmark the page?

Is your place 1960's (or earlier) vintage? 489736[/snapback] 1960 on the nose. Construction methods are so much different these days. There are some things that are better, but the pride in total workmanship was so much better back then. These days their pride seems to come from just how fast they can build them (and how many they can fit into the smallest possible space.)

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back... "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."

I pity the people with that particle board crap that's just stapled down. Their shits gonna fly off like dandruff. I scored an almost whole roll of tar paper from a dumpster and have it in a corner of the garage for any necessary temp repairs for shingles that fly away. Dumpsters are GREAT places to score some spare construction materiels. FREE is ALWAYS the "right price" :lol 489697[/snapback] Particle board Free (useful) stuff I don't think I have much in the way of plywood around the place. Roof is all 1x6 tongue n groove (nailed and screwed down.) Block storage shed contains about 10 rolls of paper, 50 lbs of tin tabs, and a case of roofing nails for emergency after storm repairs. Crank up the generator, its storm season.

I wanna enjoy my last few weeks of summer and get my tan on, not sit inside all day and watch it pour. 489690[/snapback] Don't worry. After the roof is gone, there will be plenty of sun in the days following the storm to help work on the tan.

This was evidence used in a case, where a woman sued a technical support representive. It's a transcription of the recording between the teech guy, and the woman (whose names have not been included to protect their privacy). Tech: "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" Woman: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Tech: "What sort of trouble?" Woman: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Tech: "Went away?" Woman: "They disappeared." Tech: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" Woman: "Nothing." Tech: "Nothing?" Woman: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Tech: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" Woman: "How do I tell?" Tech: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" Woman: "What's a sea-prompt?" Tech: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Woman: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Tech: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" Woman: "What's a monitor?" Tech: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" Woman: "I don't know." Tech: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" Woman: "Yes, I think so." Tech: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." Woman: "Yes, it is." Tech: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" Woman: "No." Tech: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Woman: "Okay, here it is." Tech: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Woman: "I can't reach." Tech: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" Woman: "No." Tech: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" Woman: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." Tech: "Dark?" Woman: "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Tech: "Well, turn on the office light then." Woman: "I can't." Tech: "No? Why not?" Woman: "Because there's a power failure." Tech: "A power... A power failure? Aha, okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" Woman: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Tech: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Woman: "Really? Is it that bad?" Tech: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Woman: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" Tech: "Tell them you're too !@#$ing stupid to own a computer."

Eh, bring it on. I'll see how well all the upgrades I made after Andrew work out. We will also find out if the construction companies really did improve building standards (something I have way too many doubts about.) Besides, I need to trim some more of the trees around the yard anyway.

Of course, we could just learn how to spell on our own... although that may be asking a bit much.

4) Career Opportunities for History Majors 476026[/snapback] f*** you cgator! :lol I don't plan on doing anything involving my history major anyway though 489169[/snapback] See, it is based on a true story. Always glad to help out

They were never actually 'allowed' on the forums. And since everyone did not act responsibly when it came to those words, Admin was forced to add filters to screen them out.

And if you don't find what you want there, maybe you can find the right link here: http://www.fhsaa.org/rules/

Or if you prefer, the PDF version of the Officials Guide Book: http://www.fhsaa.org/rules/2004_05/officials.pdf

Here, try this PDF version of the 2004-5 FHSAA Football Manual manual

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''