No, We Don?t Notice Your Billions Of Different Shoes

 

What is it with all the money that women buy on shoes? I mean, they have different pair of shoes, dress shoes, sneakers, and ect for every day of the week. Why so many shoes? It cannot be to impress men, though supposedly it is.

 

Here are two facts: men do not notice you nails, shoes, done up hair, or anything like that. We notice two things: if you are clean cut and good looking?that?s it. Eyes, nails, shoes, your Thursday hair style?we do not notice and we do not care. Secondly, some of us know the truth: women do not do these things to attract men, they do it to attract women!

 

Now let us get into both of these things in a more detailed fashion. Now, us men will occasionally remember some things aside from the size of your ass and boobs. For one, we remember a good looking face, thus those unlucky enough to have everything BUT the good face are labeled ?Butter Faces.? However, hair, nails, shoes?unless there is something terribly WRONG in one of those areas, we don?t notice. Yeah, sometimes we remember one or two of those things, but that is only because we are 1. Having a

good day or 2. Trying to come up with some sort of complement other than ?Man, I would like to hit that ass.?

 

 

And I do not want to hear this is not true. When guys talk about some girl, they talk about qualities that make her bangable, a long slender and athletic body, the size of outward characteristics, or the fact that she wears a baseball cap (because girls that wear baseball caps appear like they can give good blow jobs, right?) They never say, ?This girl had some fine nails? or ?Man, those were the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.? Lastly, we never look below the ass, unless we are gauging how long a women?s legs are?thus, we do not care what shoes you are wearing.

 

Unless you are wearing a pair of big muddy boots, do not worry about it, we do not notice?but why am I saying this, women know damn well that they do not do all of this for themselves, they do this for women.

 

 

Men spend money on cool stuff to make other men envious. Big fast cars that gives us speeding tickets, massive stereos so loud we cannot hear what is going on, REALLY fast computers even though all we need is a word processor, really tiny cell phones, fancy watches, big HDTVs (even though it looks like normal TVs), cocaine, Star Wars missile program?when we waste money we buy big elaborate devices that actually DO something. People notice a big fast car, a massive waste of government money, fancy

watches, stupid televisions, and ect. No one really notices shoes?but women! It is a reflection of one?s wealth/excess to afford a bunch of expensive shoes that do nothing apparently special and look like plain old shoes.

 

But, the shoes are BLACK! And, uh, they do?they have a gold buckle! ARG!!! PH34R the shoes! Is it just the fact women think wasted money somehow reflects good upon them that they like shoes? I mean, that would explain why women like flowers. Flowers are expensive and do not do anything. Sure, it is cool when they grow out of the ground, but when they are dead, they are totally useless. I would rather have a potted Marigold then dead roses?Marigolds are awesome anyway.

 

Now how about sunflowers?

 

 

 

They are so tall and arrogant looking. They bend down just a bit so they can look at you right in the eyes and then they flaunt how they are all big and yellow?like they KNOW they are better than you. This makes sunflowers not only cute, but bad ass, that?s why sunflowers rule.

 

 

However, shoes do not rule. Shoes get rubbed against the ground and not really seen by anyone. Why don?t you just burn money while you are at it? I mean, it accomplishes the same exact thing and it pays down the national debt?sort of.

 

Women need to learn to waste their money on better things?because if they think that trying to look more appealing to men warrants a higher status, that is just flat out stupid.

 

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What can I say? It's a girl thing. We like to mix and match. I have a bunch of pairs of shoes. My best friend is worse though. :lol

What can I say? It's a girl thing. We like to mix and match. I have a bunch of pairs of shoes. My best friend is worse though. :lol

I'm still trying to find out men's fascination with loud music.

Men spend money on cool stuff to make other men envious. Big fast cars that gives us speeding tickets, massive stereos so loud we cannot hear what is going on, REALLY fast computers even though all we need is a word processor, really tiny cell phones, fancy watches...

 

That's my ex bf in a nutshell. That guy would change cell phones like changing underwear. And his car... He did a whole bunch of stuff to his car so then later on, he sold it and got a new one. :blink: He was weird....and he still is.

Is this your "rant" for the day?

 

so we love shoes, so what

Is this your "rant" for the day?

 

so we love shoes, so what

what do you mean so what? Sunflowers rule.

Sunflowers? ..... :thumbdown Shoes? ..... :thumbup

And I know sooo many guys that have like 33724 pairs of shoes so we're not the only ones

I love shoes,my shoes have to match with my clothes if not i get mad,lol,yuh so what if i love shoes.I love clothes also,i just like looking good.

Sunflowers? ..... :thumbdown Shoes? ..... :thumbup

And I know sooo many guys that have like 33724 pairs of shoes so we're not the only ones

I know no man with a shoe closet.

 

And willis, don't give in to the metrosexual trends...men are supposed not care how we look.

umm since when do YOU decide what every other man in the world does?

lets put it this way, if i had the $ i would like more than one pair :whistle

A guy has two pairs of shoes: 1 for casual wear, 1 for formal wear

I have:

Steve madden's

Af1's low top white

Af1's mid top black

G-unit sneakers black

Nike shox

 

*and im'a buy some pumas soon*

I got about 4 pair of shoes.

 

Some Skechers Boots

Two pair of Nikes

A pair of Reeboks

 

And about 2 older pair of shoes I use when I go to the park or doing some work around the house.

A guy has two pairs of shoes: 1 for casual wear, 1 for formal wear

Thankyou.

 

I have one more pair for running...that's it.

 

umm since when do YOU decide what every other man in the world does?

I don't decide, but if I am given dictatorial powers, I would.

 

A closet full of shoes IS TOO MUCH. Quite frankly, I knew women who would but two of the SAME PAIR.

 

No one really notices your shoes anyway.

The same pair but different colors to match outfits. :thumbup

I don't know, it's a girl thing. It's one of those things we can't explain. Same thing as why men have fart contests. We'll never know...

I have 6 inch stillettos

I have a good collection of sneakers esp. basketball sneakers.

A guy has two pairs of shoes: 1 for casual wear, 1 for formal wear

Times have changed my man

 

I know one guy that has 39 pairs and counting

 

Nice shoes too

:confused

I have a pair of sneakers and a pair of dress shoes. Don't need anything else until one of those pairs start to get messed up.

The same pair but different colors to match outfits. :thumbup

I don't know, it's a girl thing. It's one of those things we can't explain. Same thing as why men have fart contests. We'll never know...

I'm not sure if the point of the article was very clear or not but here's the point:

 

excess is bad. Excess shoes are bad, excess stereosystems and ect. (the stuff I listed guys liking) are bad, excess is just not good. That's the point.

I have four pairs of shoes and my chancletas (which are broken anyways)

I had to buy new dress shoes recently, but I usually get sneakers that last about a year or so. I won't spend over $100 either. Shoes and jewelry.....two things I just can't see the obsession.

I have nice dress shoes, but my sneakers are costco man. I don't need expensive sneakers.

My dress shoes look nice, and they were 20 bucks. They're dockers I believe.

 

My sneakers are asics, and because I have high arched feet, these are 80 bucks.

 

I have air-walks and they are 10 bucks...

 

that's all I own.

I'm not sure if the point of the article was very clear or not but here's the point:

 

excess is bad. Excess shoes are bad, excess stereosystems and ect. (the stuff I listed guys liking) are bad, excess is just not good. That's the point.

How are excess shoes bad? They're.............shoes.

 

I am actually not too bad. I don't have like 50 pairs of shoes. LOL