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[now back to your regularly scheduled programming]

 

Derrek Lee:the story of a ballplayer with enormous talent who never could put it together

 

 

genre:tragedy

McKeon: Why the hell did you strike out with the bases loaded there boy?

 

DLee: My foot hurts and I need to pipi!

 

McKeon: Son! Let me remind you that you just left three men on base...

 

DLee: pipi!

 

McKeon: aww crap...

 

 

[Announcer] We'll be right back after this commercial break thats stupid

 

no offense to you it just is

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[now back to your regularly scheduled programming]

 

Derrek Lee:the story of a ballplayer with enormous talent who never could put it together

 

 

genre:tragedy

McKeon: Why the hell did you strike out with the bases loaded there boy?

 

DLee: My foot hurts and I need to pipi!

 

McKeon: Son! Let me remind you that you just left three men on base...

 

DLee: pipi!

 

McKeon: aww crap...

 

 

[Announcer] We'll be right back after this commercial break thats stupid

 

no offense to you it just is it's a comedy! Give me a break... at least I tried! :lol

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Guest markotsay7

Who else was traded along with Lee for Kevin Brown? I know Derek was the center piece in that deal.

Oscar Henriquez/Manny Barrios maybe?

 

 

Also didn't we get Cesar Crespo in that deal, or am I dreaming?

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**Breaking News here on the NBC 4 News at Eleven.

 

Anchorlady:Let's go live to the scene at Shea Stadium for the details.

Reporter: We're live in Flushing, where we have leanred that Florida Marlins Manager Jack McKeon was arrested by NYPD for Assalt and Battery after a tough loss tonight of a player who has not been announced. That's all from the scene that we have now, back to you in the sudio.

Anchorlady: The Marlins lost to the Mets tonight 6-3, after Derek Lee struck out with the bases loaded and no outs against Benetiz. The Marlins could not score a run in that inning.

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**Breaking News here on the NBC 4 News at Eleven.

 

Anchorlady:Let's go live to the scene at Shea Stadium for the details.

Reporter: We're live in Flushing, where we have leanred that Florida Marlins Manager Jack McKeon was arrested by NYPD for Assalt and Battery after a tough loss tonight of a player who has not been announced. That's all from the scene that we have now, back to you in the sudio.

Anchorlady: The Marlins lost to the Mets tonight 6-3, after Derek Lee struck out with the bases loaded and no outs against Benetiz. The Marlins could not score a run in that inning.

that has more comedy in it than dt's

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***More on the Breaking Story at Shea is coming into the NBC 4 Newsroom.

 

Anchorlady: We have learned that Derek Lee was put into the trauma unit at a local hospital (which we do not know for security reasons) after being knocked out by the Marlins' 72 year old manager Jack McKeon.

Anchorman: We will have more coverage tomorrow morning on Today in New York, but for now stay tuned for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Both: Good Night.

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he could hit 2, he's shown he can. but how much you want to bet that the bases will be empty and we'll either be losing by a descent amount or winning by a descent amount? if he does something big, that'll be great. i dont want to be accused of wanting him to fail.

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J:Welcome to the Tonight Show. Let me start off, that we came on live tonight because there was this story out of New york tonight that was just too funny. A 72 year old guy cornered a tall, strong, young baseball player and knocked him right out.

Kevin: *laughs scofingly

J:Don't laugh Kev, at least he had hair. You may even know him, Kev.

K:I might.

J: Yeah he's one of your buddies in the suck where it counts club.

K: Jay that ain't funny.

J:Derek Lee got KO'ed by Jack McKeon. How sad, but not as said as being KO'ed by Benetiz with the bases full and no otus.

K:He deserved it.

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Who else was traded along with Lee for Kevin Brown? I know Derek was the center piece in that deal.

Oscar Henriquez/Manny Barrios maybe?

 

 

Also didn't we get Cesar Crespo in that deal, or am I dreaming? The trade was Kevin Brown for Derrek Lee and Rafael Medina, who only played two years in the majors, both with the Marlins in 1998 and 1999. He was 3-7, 5.96 ERA, 32 games, 12 starts. The Marlins wanted Matt Clement instead of Medina, but the Padres wouldnt do it.

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he could hit 2, he's shown he can. but how much you want to bet that the bases will be empty and we'll either be losing by a descent amount or winning by a descent amount? if he does something big, that'll be great. i dont want to be accused of wanting him to fail.

why didnt he get any credit when he got the big 2 out hit in sundays game?

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