This isn't really humorous, just a nice little chuckle...

 

When I was in Tampa there was a restaurant that went out of business. I passed by it on I think July 3rd, and for those of you who don't know smoking was banned from restaurants in Florida on July 1st. The sign proclaimed, "Welcome, Smokers!" The next day, passing by the same restaurant, the sign said "Thank you for your total lack of support."

 

Good to see some people still have their sense of humor...

lol

Hahaha

 

There's an insurance guy in Boca named Doug Bohner...

 

A Thai restaurant in Boca named Phuket (How would you pronounce that...many times I've thought of calling to see if that's REALLY how it's pronounced...)

A neighborhood in Tampa put up signs that said that "Being a Whore is against city ordinance (whatever number it was), and if you are caught, there are stict penalties. I saw it on the TV and I was laughing my behind off. It was an actual sign from the city of tampa.

look at this name of this Japanese seafood resteraunt

 

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lol, funny stuff

One of the retail stores my company has these signs posted in the Parking lot.

 

 

Kamel Towing

at

Owners Expense

 

I'll try and get pics, its hilarious. The towing company is actuall called Kamel Towing. Ahhh, El Paso.

lol

I would think it funnier if there were stiff penalties.....

LOL!

One of the retail stores my company has these signs posted in the Parking lot.

 

 

Kamel Towing

at

Owners Expense

 

I'll try and get pics, its hilarious. The towing company is actuall called Kamel Towing. Ahhh, El Paso.

:lol LMAO

 

I would think it funnier if there were stiff penalties.....

 

Now that, ladies and gents, is good stuff... :lol

Did someone say "signs" ...

 

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.."

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At a Proctologist's door

"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call yourplumber."

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Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office

"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

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At a Propane Filling Station,

"Tank heaven for little grills."

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At a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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And last but not least, at an Airboat ride in the Everglades:

"Illegally parked frogs will be toad away."

i know its not a sign but it is funny

I saw a sign for a triple feature at a theater. It read exaclty like this.

 

Spy Kids

Screwed

My Dog Skip

LMFAO! :rofl Leave it to the Lions.....

My mother was send an e-mail a while back, with several links and pictures of weird things. One of them I remember is a sign pointing to "BatMan's Cave" that was like just ahead. Another sign was of a handicap person going down hill into an alligators mouth. I was ROFL. If I can find it, I will post some of the pics up.