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Ron Burgundy Quotes

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Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

[Veronica turns and walks away]

Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

 

 

 

 

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?

Ron Burgundy: No. No.

Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

 

 

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...

Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?

Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brick Tamland: That's it.

Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?

Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.

Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.

Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?

Ian: No, Brick.

Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.

[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]

Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!

 

Brian Fantana: It's called Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Continuation of your last quote: 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

Continuation of your last quote: 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

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"That doesn't make sense."

 

:cool

You need to go back to your home on whore island.

 

I should punch you in the ovary.

 

You have a dirty whoreish mouth.

"San Diego is German for whale vagina."

" I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.........People know me..........I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. "

Ron Burgundy: "I'm not a baby, I'm a man...an Anchorman!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's Science."

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

 

Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.

 

Champ Kind: Champ Kind.

 

Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.

 

Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.

 

Brick Tamland: Brian.

 

Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.

 

Brick Tamland: Veronica.

Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.

 

Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.

 

Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.

 

Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.

 

Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?

 

Veronica Corningstone: Yes.

 

Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I am a professional and I would like to do my job.

 

Ron Burgundy: Big deal! I am very professional!

 

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!

 

Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Ron Burgundy: "I'm not a baby, I'm a man...an Anchorman!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's Science."

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best line in the movie

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

 

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

 

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!

Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

 

Wes Mantooth: Nice clothes, gentlemen! I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale. Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys!

Brick Tamland: Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

 

Stiller: Policia!!!

(im just going from memory here, so the quote might not be word for word)

 

Ron: "You pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese? That's amazing! I'm not even mad! Let's get you to bed!"

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