farmer_fran

Congrats man, I just bought the paperback from Amazon.

Prospects potentially making their debuts in 2027: Thomas White Cam Cannarella (Marsee should be watching his back) Aiva Arquette (Maybe we'll see him at 3B eventually) Karson Milbrandt Kemp Alderman Brandon Compton

This is total fantasy, I know it won't happen, but bear with me: Extend Mack, Extend Eury, Extend Sandy Sign: Seiya Suzuki RF Kris Bubic SP Garret Whitlock RP Alex Vesia RP Jake Rogers C Isiah Kiner-Falefa UTIL Deal Agustin Ramirez and Owen Caissie: Let's just say for minor leaguers for this exercise. Otto Lopez SS Kyle Stowers 1B Seiya Suzuki RF Griffin Conine LF Xavier Edwards 2B Heriberto Hernandez DH Jacob Marsee CF Javier Sanoja 3B Joe Mack C Bench: Jake Rogers C, IKF UTIL, Esteury Ruiz OF, Graham Pauley 3B/1B Rotation: Sandy Alcantara Eury Perez Max Meyer Kris Bubic Ryan Gusto (Snelling and White waiting in the wings of course) Bullpen Janson Junk - Long Relief Tyler Phillips - Middle Relief John King - Middle Relief Calvin Faucher - Middle Relief Michal Peterson - Middle Relief (Kempner, Eckness, Bender, Ralston or Vodnik replace any of these Middle Relievers) Alex Vesia - Set-up Ronny Henriquez - Set-up Garrett Whitlock - Closer That's a playoff team IMO, but way more than Bruce will ultimately spend.

Tyler Zuber is trash fellas.

Has he played too well this year, to just be considered a utility man?

Sandy would definitely be getting more than $21M on the open market.

How the fuck can Tyler Zuber be our go-to 8th inning guy?

Yeah, saying Marlins fans want instant gratification is truly wild.

Fuck Ekness Fuck Zuber.

Fuck Sherman Fuck Bendix Fuck this team.

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Zuber should be in AAA. Instead he's our go-to high leverage receiver it seems.

Ruiz should be on 3rd. Mofo needs to hustle out of the box.

Down 6-5 Top of the 8th. Daxton Fulton on the mound.

Now the playoff push begins.

Team has given up.

I've had it with Leo Jimenez.

Fuckin' Mike

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Our team is so dumb.

yep, no need to pinch hit for Jimenez there.

Clayton McCullough king of the pinch hits. Feels like there is no reason to pinch hit Navaretto here.

Any sign of life from the offense would be appreciated.

Let's not waste this Sandy outing.