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I'm bored

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It's late and I'm waiting for my gf's mom to go to sleep so i can go over...

 

Dumb mothers, need to sleep now.

 

 

So, as I wait, i get more bored. So, I implore ye bretheren, entertain me.

This Bill Robinson thing is becoming scary.

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The movement has taken a life of it's own.

 

I have created a monster. :(

It's late and I'm waiting for my gf's mom to go to sleep so i can go over...

 

Dumb mothers, need to sleep now.

 

 

So, as I wait, i get more bored. So, I implore ye bretheren, entertain me.

810467[/snapback]

 

What you going to do over there at such a late hour?

 

:confused

 

:plain

 

:mischief

 

Watch TV?

 

:mischief

 

:plain

 

:mischief

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It's late and I'm waiting for my gf's mom to go to sleep so i can go over...

 

Dumb mothers, need to sleep now.

 

 

So, as I wait, i get more bored. So, I implore ye bretheren, entertain me.

810467[/snapback]

 

What you going to do over there at such a late hour?

 

:confused

 

:plain

 

:mischief

 

Watch TV?

 

:mischief

 

:plain

 

:mischief

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We're just gonna go to the lake and hang out in my car.

It's late and I'm waiting for my gf's mom to go to sleep so i can go over...

 

Dumb mothers, need to sleep now.

 

 

So, as I wait, i get more bored. So, I implore ye bretheren, entertain me.

810467[/snapback]

 

What you going to do over there at such a late hour?

 

:confused

 

:plain

 

:mischief

 

Watch TV?

 

:mischief

 

:plain

 

:mischief

810483[/snapback]

 

 

We're just gonna go to the lake and hang out in my car.

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:mischief :o :mischief

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Yes, in the car.

 

 

It's gonna suck, cause i really like her, but i leave in a month and a half.

Remember to use a

 

 

 

:mischief

 

Be safe.

Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

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sheets*

 

Treat her like a lady

 

Who treats a girl they take to the lake and have sex with in their car for fun like a lady?

  • Author

Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

811175[/snapback]

 

sheets*

 

Treat her like a lady

 

Who treats a girl they take to the lake and have sex with in their car for fun like a lady?

811592[/snapback]

 

 

I thought it was bed, if he's quoting the god known as "Luda"

Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

811175[/snapback]

 

sheets*

 

Treat her like a lady

 

Who treats a girl they take to the lake and have sex with in their car for fun like a lady?

811592[/snapback]

 

 

I thought it was bed, if he's quoting the god known as "Luda"

811631[/snapback]

 

Well my homie Lil' Flip said "lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets" and since it rhymes and sounds cooler, I went with that.

 

On a side note, have fun at the lake?

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Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

811175[/snapback]

 

sheets*

 

Treat her like a lady

 

Who treats a girl they take to the lake and have sex with in their car for fun like a lady?

811592[/snapback]

 

 

I thought it was bed, if he's quoting the god known as "Luda"

811631[/snapback]

 

Well my homie Lil' Flip said "lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets" and since it rhymes and sounds cooler, I went with that.

 

On a side note, have fun at the lake?

811646[/snapback]

 

No, her mom didn't go to sleep last night.

 

But, alas tonight is another night.

Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

811175[/snapback]

 

sheets*

 

Treat her like a lady

 

Who treats a girl they take to the lake and have sex with in their car for fun like a lady?

811592[/snapback]

 

 

I thought it was bed, if he's quoting the god known as "Luda"

811631[/snapback]

 

Well my homie Lil' Flip said "lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets" and since it rhymes and sounds cooler, I went with that.

 

On a side note, have fun at the lake?

811646[/snapback]

 

No, her mom didn't go to sleep last night.

 

But, alas tonight is another night.

811649[/snapback]

 

Come on, how can an awake mother stop the Ice Man??

I was quoting Luda

 

And Iceman's choking in the clutch

I was quoting Luda

 

And Iceman's choking in the clutch

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Psh some wingman...

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