I've beem doing some thinking and I've found a cheap way to replace Armando Almanza with a better, cheaper pitcher. I think that if we got a pitching machine it would do just as well as Almanza, and it would cost much, much less. The only problem would be the interviews with the media. If it didn't do so well it could get 'injured'.

That was low very low. I hope Almanza gets it back together.

Never happen unless you can figure out how to pay the machine's dues to the Players Union.

I don't want to see Almanza back with the team this season. But, I am looking forward to seeing him in Spring Training in Jupiter. You don't know the blood and guts and sacrifices it takes to be a major league player. To suggest he be replaced by a pitching machine is not funny. It's disgusting.

How about a blow-up doll? You could throw a uni on her, set her on a chair in the Bully right next to the rest of the staff and no one would know the wiser.

They should put a cardboard cutout in front of a pitching machine, and he'll do WAY better than Almanza did.

while we're at it, couldn't we replace Neilsosky with an automatic poll every morning?

while we're at it, couldn't we replace Neilsosky with an automatic poll every morning?

LOL :lol