As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how each of her students elaborated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.

 

Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the Midnight Mass and we sing hymns. Then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.

 

"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"

 

"Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents."

 

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"

 

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toyfactory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing: 'What a Friend We Have in Jesus.' Then we all go to the Bahamas.

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http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/index...dpost&p=1025035 This wasn't funny but your joke is? Go buy some more rifles

That wasn't funny at all.

http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/index...dpost&p=1025035 This wasn't funny but your joke is? Go buy some more rifles

 

Neither were very funny.

Hey, its not that bad, I chuckled a bit.

 

Besides, Accord, you'be surprised the things one finds humorous at 5am.

stupid as hell.

:blink: im so confused. that was a joke? where was the punch line??

to those that dont get it:

 

The jewish family owns the toy factory... If it wasnt for chrismas, they wouldnt be so wealthy.. typical jew steriotype joke, funny, but surprising that so many didnt get it..

rofl... to those that dont get it:

 

The jewish family owns the toy factory... If it wasnt for chrismas, they wouldnt be so wealthy.. typical jew steriotype joke, funny, but surprising that so many didnt get it..

 

We all got it...it's just not amusing.

Meh, heard better, heard worse. Hard to tell a great joke and keep it PG.

Most people probably don't even know what Christmas really is because it's become so commercialized.

Not bad...although I think that anti-Jewish humor has run its course.

 

I also wonder how old that is...does anyone make mincemeat pies anymore?