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Ok, so I'm getting into my camaro to get a haircut and the truck next to me is parked too close, so I can't open the door all the way to get in, so I kinda have to slide in. Anyhow, as I slide in, my ear catches on the glass window and I feel pain. I feel my ear and find my earings are gone, but feel lots of blood. So I think "Hmm, broke the earings." I look on the ground and the earings aren't broken. They were literally ripped from my ear. Gonna get cleaned up and then get some pics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The AfterMath

 

 

Stock Photo before the incident. Circa November 2005.

 

 

This is just another shameless attempt on Team Admin's part to keep Team Das from winning. Once again, Admin's trying to keep me down.

Ouch, got ya beat though.

 

I was 9 and I was running in socks on a hard wood floor, slipped and fell on the edge of a glass table, completely severed my ear-lobe. Luckily it was able to be stitched on, but damn was that scary.

Sue the truck driver.

 

Hey, anything is possible in America.

 

 

LOL. Even though he was parked too close, I'm not going to sue someone because I wasn't as careful as I should've been.

Sue the truck driver.

 

Hey, anything is possible in America.

 

 

LOL. Even though he was parked too close, I'm not going to sue someone because I wasn't as careful as I should've been.

 

Haha, I know. I'm just poking fun at how easy it's become to file a valid lawsuit.

Sue the truck driver.

 

Hey, anything is possible in America.

 

 

LOL. Even though he was parked too close, I'm not going to sue someone because I wasn't as careful as I should've been.

 

Haha, I know. I'm just poking fun at how easy it's become to file a valid lawsuit.

 

 

I know, sad innit.

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