cgator Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"! Teacher asked "Who said that?" Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006![/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAndMrsFish Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 now that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSwift25 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I get it...I just don't find it all that funny. For all the buildup, the payoff isn't great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>:( Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Its alright. I smirked, for whatever it's worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYmarlins Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 lmao the Bill Clinton part killed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I get it...I just don't find it all that funny. For all the buildup, the payoff isn't great. Concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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