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A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two

months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy

test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,

"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"


The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front

of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably

dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.


He sits in the living room with the father and the mother and tells them:

Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry

her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will

pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.


Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a

townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."


He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000

bank account.


If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However..., if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"


At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on

the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again..."

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