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Cubs fans are morons

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The worst Cubs fans are female Cubs fans.

 

 

Know squat about baseball and just wear Cubs shirts/go to games because its "kewl".

 

Barf.

From what I've seen on the Perv Fa...errrrrr...WGN Fan Cam, I happen to think female Cub fans are great.

Yes sir!

I try to catch Cubs games just for that.

 

I love how they don't even try to hide it or sneak in some cute kids or something just tail, tail, tail, tail.

 

I salute you Cubs game producer and cameramen.

I try to catch Cubs games just for that.

 

I love how they don't even try to hide it or sneak in some cute kids or something just tail, tail, tail, tail.

 

I salute you Cubs game producer and cameramen.

 

 

HELL YEAH.

Never paid attention to female Cub fans. Cub fans in general piss me off though.

 

Have some lookers do they?

Solid but no one has anything on Braves fans.

 

Turner Field is loaded to the gills with quality tail during the summer.

 

Youd be surprised the amount of decent looking girls that congregate at Busch Stadium.

Anyone over the age of like 12 who brings a glove to the game is a huge tool as far as I'm concerned.

 

Hey, it's Bill Simmons!

Anyone over the age of like 12 who brings a glove to the game is a huge tool as far as I'm concerned.

 

Hey, it's Bill Simmons!

I haven't read Simmons in years and have felt this way for a long time now. If it sounds like I'm copying him, it wasn't my intention.

Anyone over the age of like 12 who brings a glove to the game is a huge tool as far as I'm concerned.

 

Hey, it's Bill Simmons!

I haven't read Simmons in years and have felt this way for a long time now. If it sounds like I'm copying him, it wasn't my intention.

 

I was just teasing and that line you used was just similar to something he wrote a while back about rules of going to a baseball game.

HAHA, the Cubs make me laugh. They go from having a no no in the 8th and now they're down 1-0 in the 9th. They really do have the worst luck ever.

This should be the cubs lineup:

 

SS Theriot

2B DeRosa

1B Lee

LF Soriano

3B Ramirez

RF Floyd

C Barrett

CF Pie

It has got to be excruciating being a Cubs fan.

 

These last two games have been just a microcosm of their history.

Brining a glove to a game is ok too if your sitting down the line and prefer not to have any of your little kids and or wife's faces broken by a ball.

 

Theres good looking chicks at any stadium. Go to a 1 o clock game at dolphin, good lord.

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